Chapter I
“So
what do you think about Hazzard Elly?” Daisy asked her new cousin as the two of
them laid on their beds before going to sleep.
Not too long before --about five or six months ago Bo and Luke had been in
California for a big NASCAR race and had gotten in trouble causing Daisy and
Uncle Jesse to come and get them out of it. Wasn’t anything with the law for a
change, but rather that Bo had been in a rather serious crash and even though
it was bad, now he was back to his old self even if his leg still hurt
occasionally, it didn’t stop him, but regardless Uncle Jesse had decided that
it was in their best interest to take a break and go back next season.
However, while they were in California Bo and Luke wound up in Beverly
Hills where they had been forced to talk to the bank about where
they would be able to go with their future, not because of the crash
necessarily, but just what had been put into their life, which unfortunately
left them in the hands of a cruel man by the name of Mr. Drysdale, but luckily
for them a certain kind little old lady by the name of Daisy May had reason to
talk with him the same time as the boys did and from there the boys had been
offered a home until Bo could recover.
The boys were taken in and treated kindly by all the members of this
charming family. Daisy May, who the rest of the family called ‘Granny’ and had
insisted that the boys did too, which made them comfortable since it would seem
odd to them with her having the same name as their cousin, Jed, who was
officially the one in charge and took to the boys and was willing to talk to
them if needed, Elly May, his daughter who took to the boys and was more than
happy to swim in the ‘cement pond’ with them as doing so would help Bo’s leg
heal, even Jethro took to them in his own way.
The boys had called Uncle Jesse, who immediately decided that he and
Daisy were coming up there, even if the boys were in perfectly capable hands.
So the next thing they knew their Uncle and cousin were up in California and
were taken in by the Clampetts also. Jed and Jesse spent hours talking about
farming, their kids and everything else, Daisy and Elly quickly became friends
as did Jethro and the boys and then one night it happened. Granny and Uncle
Jesse had been out front sitting on one of the benches when suddenly Jesse
turned to her and asked her to come back to Georgia with him. At first she was
confused when he then mentioned his wife and everything with her dying when the
young’uns were young and then he mentioned how even if he had only known her
for a few months he felt connected to her somehow and sprung the question
reaching out to her the ring that he had given his Martha the first time that
he had asked her. She had once told Jesse that he should keep it in a special
place because even if she ever died then he should be happy, but of course he
had never found anyone like his Martha until now. He knew that Daisy needed
someone to look up to even if she was able to take care of herself. Jesse knew
that Daisy needed it if he was to ever die. So with every honest good intention
of his three young’uns in his heart he asked her to marry him, and of course
she said yes. (y’all know Granny wanted a man now she‘s got a pure southern
one)
So not long after the wedding the Clampetts packed up their truck once
again moved, but this time to their beloved Dixie, and with a new family.
So now Daisy and Elly were talking in the room that they now shared
“Never thought thet Granny would go fer livin’ in Georgia, tho as long as
it’s in Dixie she don’t mind.”
“Well I never thought my Uncle Jesse would get married again neither.”
Daisy laughed.
“Well you sure are lucky to have Bo and Luke fer yer cousins tho Jethro
is a heap of fun to wrassle with.”
“Yeah, but Elly I have to admit that I’m slightly jealous of you havin
Uncle Jed for your Pa . . . I didn’t have mine for long. I came to live with
Uncle Jesse after they were killed runin’ shine. I know I have so much, but it
would’ve been nice.”
“Well Daisy, my Pa always said thet we just have to make the best of what
we got. Uncle Jesse seems to be like a Pa to you and now I have an Uncle and
you got a new one too.”
“Yeah, your right Elly.”
“Maybe Daisy, but I reckon we ought to get to sleep afore Granny catches
us awake.”
Daisy chuckled. She had to admit that even though Uncle Jesse was similar
she hadn’t known someone in her life to beat Granny and agreed. So with that
she blew out the kerosene lamp that was on the stand between their beds and
both of them huddled down into their beds.