Chapter 6: The Third Degree
‘Kira, Kira. Come on sis,
wake up.’ Bo walked up to the pallet that Kira was sleeping on, quietly. He
really didn’t want to wake her up even though it was getting close to lunch.
Several family members have arrived
since breakfast and everyone had been told about Bo’s finding Kira. Bo (along
with Luke) insisted that everyone kind of stay back and give Kira space.
Pauline was a mite upset by their insistence. After being missing for so long,
her first instinct was to wrap the newly found Duke in a hug so tight that she’d
never disappear again. Finally, Bo convinced the family that the best way to
welcome Kira would be to try to treat her as if this WASN’T the first time they’d
ever seen her. Bo hoped everyone would do their best. At least he had Luke
helping. Coy and Vance seemed ready to throw in too. Daisy seemed a bit put
off, but tried to understand why Kira had been moved out of her room. Besides
there would be other cousins moving in with her anyway. When he heard what Luke
had done for Kira, Bo about kicked himself for not thinking of doing this
himself.
‘Kira, lunch is about
ready. Kira.’ Bo reached out to lightly shake her
shoulder. Slowly, Kira began to rouse only to come up ready to fight once she
realized that she wasn’t in her own bed. Looking around, it took her a moment
to remember where she was at.
‘What, no revenge for this mornin’?’
‘Nah, maybe later. For
right now, lunch is about ready. Come on. After lunch, we’ll have that race
with the other fellas. That’ll give you an out when you’ve had too much
togetherness.’ Bo reached down and grabbed Kira up
from the make-shift bed. Kira snatched up her hairbrush and ran it through her
hair quickly before heading toward the stairs with Bo at her side.
‘In the
habit of sleeping in hiking boots?’
‘Why not?’ Kira had fallen into bed the moment that Luke had left that
morning without bothering trying to get comfortable. Years ago, comfort was a
luxury that she rarely afforded herself. Even now, she sometimes forgot that
she didn’t have to worry about being ready to move in a moment’s notice.
‘Any
advice for the rookie before we go out there?’ If facing only five
strangers last night had been difficult, she expected today to be about as
pleasant as getting a cavity filled, without Novocain.
‘Just be yourself. They
might as well get to know the real you right off. Just holler if you need me to
bail you out. Luke, Vance, and Coy will be running interference, too. Daisy’ll be
leaving shortly after lunch for work.’
With that, they reached the bottom of
the stairs from the attic and headed out to the rest of the house. Lunch was
being set up outside at the tables and chairs that had been brought out for the
next day. Luke had already staked out the end of one table. Bo and Kira
bypassed the relatives and sat with him, Kira sitting on the end with Bo beside
her. Luke and Vance were sitting opposite of them. Coy was talking to Pauline
as he noticed Bo and Kira joining his cousins. Leaving her, he went to sit
beside Vance. The rest of the family notice that the guys seemed to of taken up
their stations as if they had assigned themselves as her personal guards;
intent on keeping the rest of the family from crowding Bo’s twin.
Kira wanted to hold onto her pride. To
tell the guys to back off. That she could handle herself just fine. But truth
be told, she was thrilled that her brother and cousins decided to act as go
betweens for her. Already, she felt more relaxed with Luke, and Coy seemed to
have charm that could put anyone at ease. Vance’s quiet demeanor was also a bit
soothing. The four men all seemed to complement one another.
Various relatives came up to Kira to
ask her everything from where she grew up (questions she avoided with the help
of Bo) to what she did for a living (which earned her strange looks). Pauline
came over and insisted that Luke swap seats with her, which he couldn’t refuse
no matter how much he tried. Pauline set herself to learning everything she
could about Kira. She even tried to pry information about Kira’s love life (to
the discomfort of EVERYONE at that end of the table). Of course, since Bo had
told her to be herself, she told Pauline that under no uncertain terms was that
any of her business. That caused all the guys to snicker since they had all
been the subject of Pauline’s meddling at one time or another, but their
raising had prevented them from bucking her attentions the way they had always
wanted to. To watch Kira do it though was like a small victory for them all.
Pauline didn’t find Kira’s attitude
all that funny. In fact, she narrowed her eyes at Kira. Bo waited to see who
would back down first. Kira, however, seemed to be thriving on her own
annoyance with Pauline, though. Kira saw her eyes narrowed, and pointedly
ignored her and kept eating her sandwich. Everyone seemed to have gone quiet at
the tables.
When Kira and Bo had come down stairs,
John Duke was struck by a vague sense of having met Kira before. But since he
often went to Atlanta, it was possible that he had run into her on the street
while running various errands in the big city. How strange to be able to walk
right by a family member and not even know it; especially for a Duke. Family
was the most important thing for all Dukes; second only to God himself.
Looking over at his wife, he could
tell that the very mention of giving the newest Duke some space and time to
adjust to suddenly having such a large, extended family had spurred her to do
the exact opposite. Especially since all of his nephews seemed to be standing
guard around her. Those four seemed to have taken to Kira like she already
belonged. During lunch, he had nearly been ready to go rescue his new niece
from his wife’s attentions when he was surprised by Kira when she put his wife
in her place all by herself. Right frankly, he found it just as funny as his
nephews did (though he had the good sense not to join in the laughter that was
filtering in from the next table over).
It wasn’t often that anyone could face
down his wife. John always heard that lawyers liked to argue. It looked like
his niece was well adept at it at least. Shortly after lunch, the fellas and
Kira all headed out under the pretense of racing. Jesse kept eying the door the
whole time they were gone. Kind of reminded him of his own youth when Jesse had
been responsible for seven younger brothers. He always did think his oldest
brother grew up too fast. Though he made up for it with the fun he had making ‘shine
runs. As much as he likes to harp on his charges about their foolish chances
that they constantly take behind the wheel, if only they knew that they couldn’t
imagine competing in the same league as his brother. At times while growing up,
John swore if he’d found an encyclopedia and looked up world’s most foolish
driver, Jesse would have had a full page picture of himself staring back at
him. With Jesse teaching the boys how to drive, it ain’t no wonder that they
drive the way they do.
Jesse hadn’t heard what was said but
he did see his sister-in-law’s look that she was giving Kira. He didn’t like
what he saw. Of course his nephews all seemed to have found amusement in
whatever had been said. Not sure if he should intervene or not; Jesse continued
to watch from a table over. Once again, Kira seemed to of found her confidence
while facing a perceived threat but this time that threat was his
sister-in-law.
By the end of lunch, Pauline seemed
thoroughly annoyed with their long-lost niece. Kira, however, looked more
relaxed while she joked with the guys as if she had known them all her life. As
lunch was cleared, Luke returned to the others as they seemed to gravitate
toward the race-cars. From what Jesse could tell, the guys seemed to be
explaining various modifications that they had made to their cars.
While Kira was listening to the fellas
talk about their cars, she couldn’t help but notice that Jesse had hardly taken
his eyes off her since she had come down for lunch. Glancing at Pauline as she
went over to speak with her brother-in-law, Kira figured that she was probably
the reason. It hadn’t been personal, she just did not intend to start letting
anyone think that they had a right to go poking around in her private life;
family or not. As she and the guys all went over their racers, other cousins,
aunts, and uncles would come over to add to the conversation from time to time.
After a while, Kira slipped away as everyone seemed lost in conversation. Kira
headed over to the barn just out of sight to get a breather. That’s where she
was when Coy saw her. He had seen Kira’s get away and followed to make sure she
was okay.
“How ya doing, Sugar?” Coy slid up
beside her where she was sitting on the fence railing.
“Okay, I guess. I keep forgetting
everyone’s names though. I don’t think I’ll be able to remember them all.”
“You don’t have to. Just call everyone
Sugar or Darlin’ and you’ll blend right in and no one’ll be the wiser.”
Kira laughed as thought about the fact
that everyone did seem to call out or respond to those names of affection. “Oh,
so that’s your secret. No wonder you haven’t called me by my name yet.”
Kira and Coy laughed as they discussed
various ins and outs of Duke life. Soon, Kira was once again ready to go back
to the farmyard. Coy suggested that she go on in and get her helmet and riding
jacket so they could all have their race. He went to tell the others that they
were about ready as Kira went inside to get her things. Of course that was no
simple matter since the house was teaming with unknown relatives. Kira kept
fending off various questions from curious family members as she made her way
to the stairs. She met Pauline on the stairs and couldn’t help the feeling of
trepidation that rose in her as she passed her. She didn’t really dislike her,
she was, however, terrified of her. For reasons that she couldn’t really
explain. Finally, Kira was back up in the attic where here things had earlier
been brought up by Luke. Grabbing her helmet and throwing on her jacket, Kira
braced herself before heading back down into the rest of the house.
“Uncle Jesse, we’re gonna go ahead and
have our race now. We’ll probably just race to town and back.” Bo came over to
tell his uncle so he wouldn’t be mad after being left to entertain a house full
of relatives alone since Daisy had already left for work.
“You mind telling me what that
business was all about at lunch?” Jesse tried asking Pauline but she just
headed off to watch her youngens instead of answering him.
“Aunt Pauline was giving Kira the
third degree; askin’ a bunch of questions. Once she started getting a bit too
personal, Kira had enough. Told her that her love life was none of Aunt Pauline’s
business. Right frankly, there were some questions I’m glad she didn’t answer.
I wasn’t even all that comfortable and she wasn’t talkin’ to me.” Bo knew that
Jesse was stuck wanting to defend his brother’s wife and Kira at the same time.
In the end, Jesse just nodded his head as he accepted the explanation.
“Just don’t stay gone too long. I don’t
trust them motorbikes and your sister don’t know the lay of the land yet. Don’t
let her race that thing once it starts gettin’ dark.”
“I won’t Uncle Jesse.” With that Bo
ran back over to the cars where everyone else was waiting for him.
‘Well are you plannin’ on
racing or are you out for a Sunday drive, Bo?’
Kira had took her bike off road, relying on her memory of some of Bo’s old
stories to help her navigate toward the Boar’s Nest. Kira knew that the guys
hadn’t really taken her racing all too serious. They were out here to entertain
her, not race her. Well, she best better show ‘em that they shouldn’t have
underestimated her.
‘Funny, Kira. Just didn’t want to embarrass ya too bad your first time
out is all.’ Bo and Coy were both neck and still five miles out from the
Boar’s Nest. It wasn’t until Kira started teasing him that Bo realized that
he hadn’t seen Kira in several miles.
‘Where’re you at anyway?’
‘You just worry about the
road in front of you. I’ll see ya at the Nest.’
Kira laughed before she closed her link with Bo. Pulling the bike in behind the
Bar, Kira walked around and headed on in to wait for the guys. Seeing Daisy
behind the bar, Kira went up to take a stool ‘til the others showed up.
“Hey Daisy. Wow, who would’ve thought
that this place would be so busy on a Wednesday?”
“Hey, Sugar, I think nearly everyone
in Hazzard decided to come here to hide from their relatives. What are you doin’
here anyway, Kira?” Daisy walked around heading over to a table that needed to
be cleared and Kira walked with her as she talked.
“I thought I was supposed to be racing
the fellas here, but they all went soft. I’ll bet they’re still a couple miles
out yet. How about bringing them some beers over when they get here?” Kira took
the opportunity to claim the table that Daisy had just cleaned before anyone
else could.
“No problem, you want anything?”
“After dealing with Pauline during
lunch, you’d better bring me a Scotch. Is she always like that?”
“You’ll get used to it. I’ll be right
back.”
Outside, the two race-cars pulled up
and the guys all got out to wait for Kira to show up. “Well, Bo, where’d you
think she is?”
“I don’t know Luke. She should be here
by now and she ain’t answering me.”
“Maybe racing here wasn’t such a good
idea after all. And here y’all were going easy on her too.” Luke eyed the
parking lot as he looked for his cousin’s bike.
“Hey Boys! Bo! I hadn’t heard you were
back in town.” Came the sound of the town mechanic’s voice.
“Cooter, yea, I got back yesterday.
Sorry I ain’t talked to you yet. Been kind of busy.”
“Cooter have we got a story to tell
you, we’ll tell ya inside. Just as soon as Kira and that motorcycle of hers
gets here.” Luke said with a grin.
“The only motorcycle I’ve seen is the
one parked around back. A real slick racing bike. So who’s this Kira? Another
relative of y’alls?” All four guys chuckled at Cooter’s question.
“You could say that, Coot. Come on
inside and we’ll buy ya a beer while we explain it to you.” Bo smirked.
Coy nudges Vance, “How’d you think she
beat us here? I never saw her pass us.”
“Me neither, but you and Bo weren’t
exactly drivin’ your best. Looks like she’s better than y’all figured.”
Once inside, the men saw that Kira had
claimed a table so the guys pulled up their chairs and joined her. “It’s about
time you boys showed up. Do me a favor. Next time we race, try to remember that
little pedal to the right of the brake, that’s what you use to make the car go.
Think you can do that?” Everyone laughed as she teased the guys.
“Oh, spunky. Ain’t she?” Cooter hadn’t
heard anyone tease Bo and Luke about driving in a while, and certainly not a woman
at that. Daisy came over with the beers and another Scotch for Kira.
“Kira, I’d like to introduce ya to our
best friend in Hazzard, Cooter Davenport. Cooter, I’d like ya to meet Kira. My
sister.” The Dukes all watched Cooter as he took in what Bo just told him.
“But I thought...But they said...But
how...? Ha! Well I’ll be! Pleased to meet ya Kira!” Cooter reached across the
table to shake her hand. “Hey wait a minute Buddy Roo. How come you’re here?
Boss’ll lock you up the moment he’s sees you!”
“Calm down, Coot. And listen.” Bo
started to tell Cooter of everything that had happened since he had called
Sunday, leading to Kira getting his permission to be out of the county for Bo;
which left Cooter a bit confused since he didn’t exactly explain HOW he had
found Kira Saturday. Of course that detail was forgotten once it was explained
that Kira was a Lawyer from Atlanta.
“Say what?” All the other guys at the
table smirked as they remembered last night’s revelation and how they had
reacted to that knowledge themselves.
Seeing Cooter dumb founded, Luke piped
in. “Well, we always knew Bo was always just window dressin’. Now we know where
all his smarts went.” That earned him a half-hearted hard look.
‘I seem to remember even you joking about you being, Just Pretty
in the past. Guess that makes me the smart one then huh? You better hope your
looks don’t ever fade.’ Kira grinned as Bo made ready to make a comeback as
Daisy came back to the table to check on them. Cooter seemed to still be trying
to take in Bo’s story though.
“Daisy, be straight up with me. Are
they shuckin’ and jivin’ me? Is this here really Bo’s sister?”
“You bet, Honey. And you should’ve
seen Boss when he learned he had another Duke in Hazzard. I’ll bet he needed a
tranquilizer by the time he got home.” That started yet another round of
laughing and joking as everyone started to share their favorite Boss Hogg
story. After a while Kira excused herself and headed away from the table.
‘Where ya goin’?’
‘Somewhere you fellas can’t follow if ya don’t mind.’
Catching the drift, Bo went back to
talking with his friend and his cousins. He ended up telling everyone that the
reason he had cut his call so short on Sunday was because he and Kira had gone
to the football game while everyone in Hazzard was looking for him. That was a
confession he instantly wished he could unmake.
Stepping out of the ladies room, Kira
was stopped by a man that could’ve been attractive, if he hadn’t oozed the
stench of being a total jerk. “I haven’t seen you around here before. How’d you
like to dump those loser Duke Boys and dance with a real man?” Oh brother!
Obviously, that couldn’t have been his best line.
“You plannin’ on pointing me in the
right direction? ‘Cause it certainly ain’t right in front of me.” Kira went to
move past him to head back to the table when the man grabbed her arm to stop
her. Kira balled up her right fist and it connected squarely on the man’s left
jaw. He let go of Kira as he stumbled backwards a step and looked up only to
see a thick soled hiking boot come from his right and send him into the wall
behind him. Kira’s family instantly started to make their way over and saw
Ernie Leadbetter crumpled on the floor.
“Kira, Ernie causing you any problems?”
Anyone in Hazzard knew that Luke and Ernie’d had a feud going on between them
since they were nothing but kids.
“Nope, no problem. He just wanted to
dance but didn’t know the steps is all.” Kira pushed pass the guys, ignoring
the looks that each of them gave her as she crouched down beside Ernie. Leaning
in, Kira looked Ernie dead on as she said, “You ever touch me again, you won’t
have to worry about these guys behind me. ‘Cause by the time I’m done, the only
thing left for them to do will be for them to be your pallbearers.” With that,
Kira got up and went back to the table. Luke and Vance grabbed Ernie up and
started dragging him outside to
talk as the others joined Kira. They all
seemed to sit in an awkward silence as they sipped their drinks. Cooter was the
first to break the silence.
“That was one mean right hook. Where’d
ya learn that?”
“Some things you don’t learn, you just
do it I guess.” Kira had started to unconsciously rub her arm where she could
feel a bruise forming. One bad thing about being so light skinned, she always
seemed to bruise so easily.
“Maybe if you’re a Duke, I guess.” He
looked over at Bo as he watched Kira rubbing her arm. Bo scowled as he watched.
He should have gone outside instead of Luke. Next time he saw Ernie, he’d...
‘Bo, stop would ya? I’m
fine. This ain’t the first time I’ve run across a jerk. And I ain’t ever needed
to have someone take care of them for me.’
Bo met Kira’s eyes and saw that, at least in her own mind, she was capable of
handling herself with guys like Ernie.
“I think it’s time we headed back to
the farm.” Bo stood up, “We promised Jesse that we wouldn’t be long.” Waiting
just long enough for Coy and Kira to stand, Bo headed on over to the door. Coy
shrugged his shoulders at Kira as he helped her get her jacket and they
followed the tallest Duke on out.
Kira was tearing the road up on the
way back to the farm. Everyone had tried to talk her into riding back in The
General and let Luke ride her bike back to the farm. As if just because some
jerk made a pass at her would somehow make it unsafe for her to ride back on
her own. Instead, she got on the motorcycle and left them where they were
standing. Still discussing her like she was a child. Now the two cars were
trying to catch up to her. Well she had wanted a race. She just didn’t plan on
it being like this.
‘Dang it Kira, would ya
slow down! The bridge is out up ahead. You need to turn around and head the
other way instead.’
In response to Bo, Kira only sped up
even further, seeing where the bridge once was up ahead. Behind her, the cars
tried to catch up to get around her, but Kira was more than just motivated to
stay in front now. It was a matter of pride. Pushing the bike as fast as she
could, Kira hit the ramp and felt the instant feeling of flying as she left the
ground. Behind her the cars had skidded to a stop while the four occupants
stared helplessly waiting to see if she made the jump or not.
Jesse stood on the porch waiting on
the kids to get back. It was nearly time for supper. His sister-in-law and some
of the other women had taken over the kitchen so there wasn’t anything else for
him to do. He’d already played three games of checkers with his brother. Now,
if those dang fool kids would just get home. He had a feeling that something
had happened. His toe didn’t hurt; it was just a gut feeling. So the boys weren’t
in any real trouble, just enough to give him indigestion.