Lady Daisy, ch. 11

by: Sarah Stodola

“Daisy! C’mere!” Uncle Jesse’s voice came. Daisy skidded to a halt from chasing a goat and took off in the other direction, hair flying freely behind her. She ran at full speed across the spring field and leaped up the porch stairs to launch herself into her uncle’s arms. He laughed and hugged her, then set her down and gestured to the house. “Why don’t you go in? Luke! Bo!” he yelled for his other two kids.

The boys came bounding onto the porch, and Bo asked excitedly, “Is it time?”

“Time for what?” Daisy spun to face him. “What’s goin’ on?”

“You’ll see,” her uncle smiled, and ushered her in after the boys.

Daisy went through the living room, not hearing a sound, and was pushed gently into the kitchen. She froze when she saw the table.

“Surprise!” everyone yelled, laughing and grinning. Besides her cousins, Enos and his mother were there, plus Rosco, Hogg, Cooter, the telephone operator Trudy, and… Aunt Roseanne?!

Daisy leaped into her aunt’s arms with a squeal of joy. “Aunt Roseanne, what are you doing here?!”

“Daisy,” the adult admonished gently, “how could I ever not come on a day this important?”

She grinned up at her aunt. Roseanne had changed, slightly, from the last time she’d been to Hazzard. The elegant dress was not gone, and never would be, but her spine was not quite as stiff; she was not quite as uncomfortable in this simple country setting.

Daisy finally spun around to look at everyone else there. “Wow! What’s this all about?”

“Aw, don’t tell me you forgot!” Bo grinned, pulling his now-shorter cousin into a rough sideways hug. A growth spurt that winter had put him at three inches taller than Daisy, now pushing on Luke. Though the older boy was growing enough, too, that Bo probably wouldn’t pass him, at least not any time soon. “It’s your birthday!”

Her mouth dropped open, and she looked at everything again. “Whoa… gosh yeah, I forgot! How could I?!” She was nine years old today.

“Maybe ’cause you never had a real party before,” Luke shrugged. “Well, c’mon! Make a wish and blow out the candles!”

Daisy turned to look at the gaily decorated cake on the table. “I… I don’t know what to wish for. I’ve got everything!”

“Well, just blow ’em out then,” Enos urged her. “So’s we can eat!”

She laughed and leaned her hands on the table while everyone else sang “Happy Birthday”, then blew the candles out.

While Jesse was serving everyone lemon cake, Aunt Roseanne came up to Daisy, and, smiling, pressed a small box into her hand. “Happy birthday, Daisy Duke,” she whispered. “We all love you.”

Daisy looked up at her aunt with surprise, then slowly unwrapped the tiny present. She opened the velvet-covered box inside and gasped. “Aunt Roseanne..!”

“Me and the boys chose it, and she bought it,” Jesse’s voice came from over her shoulder. He was smiling proudly, and he gestured to the box. “Go ahead.”

Daisy put the box down on the counter, then lifted the small gold locket off its bed and held it up, spinning it with one finger in the shaft of sunlight coming through the kitchen window. She looked up at her aunt and uncle both. “Thank you!”

“Anything I can do…” Roseanne started, then broke off, smiling and shaking her head slightly at herself. “I know, money’s not important. But I was glad to help Jesse and the boys in this. Why don’t you read the inscription?”

Daisy looked down at the locket in her hand, then carefully turned it over and held it in the light. Slowly, she read out loud, “The brightest gold cannot compare to the light of a true family’s love. Love, Jesse and Roseanne.”

Slowly, she looked back up at her aunt, and reached to put her arms around the proper lady’s waist in a hug. “I love you, Aunt Roseanne,” she whispered, then stepped back, undoing the clasp of the necklace. Jesse took it and gently put it on for her, and she looked down at it, touching the shiny gold with a finger. “I’ll wear it always!” she swore.

“Okay, then let’s eat!” Bo laughed from beside her, diving for the plates of cake on the table. Daisy and Luke were right behind him.

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“Oh, yes, weren’t you a bunch!” Jesse laughed, coming out of his reminiscing. The three kids had joined him around the table with the photo album for a session of story-telling. “An’ you ain’t changed much, neither,” he mused half to himself.

Then he glanced down at the hand sneaking its way into the bowl of pea pods. “Hey!” he slapped it away, then took a second look at the bowl, to see it almost empty.

Daisy, the culprit, giggled and shrugged. She noticed that the boys were wearing guilty grins too.

“Oh!” Jesse threw his hands into the air. “Well, that’s one batch of peas that we ain’t gonna have for dinner!”

Luke started to reply, but suddenly the whoop of sirens split the air. All four Dukes froze in mid-motion, listening.

“Oh no, him again,” Bo groaned, pushing away from the table and standing. “I think we’d better make tracks, Luke.”

“Good idea.” The older boy was already halfway to the door.

Jesse and Daisy walked out to the porch just in time to see two police cars howling their way into the farmyard. The boys were already sliding through the windows of their car, the General Lee. Bo gunned the engine and it came to life with a powerful roar-growl. The orange car shot forward, then went into a sliding one-eighty to face the direction the police cruisers were coming from. Just as the white cars skidded to a halt, the General roared past them, down toward the road.

“After ’em, after ’em!” Hogg shouted from one car, and the other spun the follow the Duke boys.

“Sorry ’bout all this!” Enos called to his two friends before going off to chase his other two friends. Daisy smiled, knowing he wouldn’t catch them even if he tried, which he probably wouldn’t, at least not very hard.

But that was not true for Hogg and Rosco, who were climbing out of the other police car. “You’re aidin’ and abettin’ criminals!” Hogg yelled, stomping his way up to the porch. “An’ we’re gonna catch ’em this time! We got proof!”

“Proof?” Daisy grinned. “You can’t have proof for something that we didn’t do, Boss.”

“Oh yeah?” Rosco pointed his finger at her. “Well, let me tell ya…”

“Oh forget it,” Hogg groused, pulling on his sheriff’s arm. “Let’s go get those boys!”

“Oh, no you don’t!” Daisy shouted, and was halfway across the farmyard even before the two men, who were closer, were. She stood between them and their car, hair tossed back and hands on her hips, glaring at them defiantly. “You ain’t throwing my cousins in jail for something they didn’t even do.”

“Oh yeah?” Rosco repeated, shoving past her. “I’d like to see you try to stop us!”

“Yeah, try and stop us!” Hogg repeated, glaring at her and starting to follow the sheriff.

Daisy spun and grabbed Rosco by the arm, swinging him around to knock into Hogg and send the heavyset man sprawling to the ground, then flipping a shouting Rosco over in a quick judo throw to land beside his boss. “I just did,” she smiled mock-sweetly.

Coughing and sputtering, the two picked themselves up and stumbled for the police cruiser. Daisy didn’t move to stop them this time, figuring that Luke and Bo had had enough time to get away by now.

Rosco stood outside his door for a second, stuttering in his fury. “Sometimes I… I wish I’d never helped you stay here in Hazzard, Daisy Duke!” he finally managed.

“Me too! Now let’s go!” Boss Hogg hauled him into the car. Sirens going, the sheriff’s car sped off down the drive.

Laughing, Daisy turned to see her uncle coming up behind her. He was smiling and shaking his head.

“The three of you sure *ain’t* changed!” he said again.

Daisy put an arm around his waist and leaned her head against his shoulder, smiling happily. “Nope, we haven’t, Uncle Jesse. And we never will. C’mon, let’s go get dinner ready. The boys will be back in half an hour.”

The two Dukes turned and went back into the house, glad just to have their whole family together. Life went on, everything perfectly normal. Well, normal for Hazzard County, at least!

END

Lady Daisy, ch. 10

by: Sarah Stodola

The three cousins and Enos, who was still feeling bad for giving them away and still trying to make up for it, sat on the floor of the church’s Sunday School room, playing marbles. Enos had just knocked two of Luke’s marbles out of the circle they’d created with bits of string, and scrambled to get them, grinning happily, when the door opened.

All four kids looked up as one as Jesse came into the room. Daisy launched herself into his arms, hope filling her. “Uncle Jesse, can I stay with you now? Is Aunt Roseanne gone?”

He knelt down to look all of them in the eye, seriously. “No, she ain’t gone yet. We’ve got an appointment tomorrow morning to talk to the circuit judge.”

“It’s come down to the judge?” Luke asked, eyes widening.

Jesse nodded. “I’m afraid so. Kids, we’ll all need each other to make it out of this one. Daisy, you’ll have to tell the judge exactly how you feel about all this, the exact truth. He’ll be able to tell if you mean it. And Luke, Bo,” he caught each of their gazes, “you’ll have to stay out of trouble. No yelling at Daisy’s aunt, got that?”

“Yessir,” the two boys replied together. Enos just looked anxious.

“Well then,” Jesse sighed, and met Daisy’s eyes again. His were worried, and she bit her lip, afraid.

“Uncle Jesse, can Aunt Roseanne make me go back to Atlanta, forever?”

“If we don’t win this,” he told her and the others, very seriously. “I’m counting on you kids to make the difference. She does have more money, but I’m counting on you to prove that we have more love.”

“That’s not hard.” She wrapped her arms around his neck. “Cause it’s the truth.”

He hugged her back, gently. “We just have to make the judge see that.” He was shaking slightly, and Daisy hugged him tighter. He was just as afraid about her going away as she was, she realized with some surprise.

“We will. I love you, Uncle Jesse,” she whispered. “And I don’t want to leave Hazzard.”

From behind her, she felt Luke and Bo put their arms around her too, and Jesse spread out his arms to include them all in the family circle, even Enos. He smiled, gently. “And I love all of you kids. We Dukes are famous for stickin’ together, we’ll really need that now.” Then he released them all, taking one of Daisy’s hands in one of his, and Luke’s in his other. “But I think we’re gonna need the Lord’s help with this one too.”

They all understood. Bo linked up between Daisy and Luke, and Enos squeezed his way in between Luke and Jesse, looking up at the only adult with wide, determined eyes. He wanted to be part of all this too.

Jesse bowed his head, and Daisy quickly closed her eyes, following his example, as her uncle spoke quietly. “Lord, we’re facin’ some real trouble here. You know that Daisy wants to stay with us, but the judge out there don’t know that. Help us to say and do what we need to to show him the truth, behind our hearts and Miss Douglas’. Make the judge see the truth about all of this. I’m sure you want kids to have joy and love more than money, because you made us all that way. So, help us prove that.”

“And make it so’s Daisy can stay with us, ’cause we love her,” Bo interrupted. “Please!”

Then he paused, as if embarrassed, and Daisy squinted her eyes open to see her uncle squeeze Bo’s hand, smiling. “Amen,” Jesse finished.

“Amen,” the four kids answered quietly.

The circle broke apart, and Bo put an arm around his younger cousin protectively. “We’ll make sure you stay in Hazzard.”

“Thanks,” she smiled back at him, then accepted and returned Luke’s hug too. “Thanks.”

“Enos, maybe you’d better go let your mama know where you are,” Jesse said. “She’s probably looking for you now, it’s almost dinnertime.”

The dark-haired boy’s eyes widened. “Oh, gosh! Okay!” He scrambled to his feet. “I hope she’ll let me come to the meetin’ in the morning. I’m gonna try to come.” His earnest gaze met Daisy’s, then he was gone like a small whirlwind.

Jesse stood and looked at the door, sighing. “Well,” he said finally, “we’ll need some rest before tomorrow. Let’s go home.”

The four Dukes left together for the pickup, Bo and Luke walking protectively on either side of their cousin.

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“Shouldn’t you be nervous?”

“Why?” Roseanne looked at her lawyer, smiling. “We hold all the cards, Mr. Sanchez.”

“But we are in *their* territory now,” the man said worriedly. “How do you know that this circuit judge will give the same ruling as one from Atlanta? It might have been wiser to insist upon going back to the city. This man is from this area; he might think the way they do.”

“You are too nervous for your own good,” she said airily, trying to hide the sudden prick of fear. “It almost seems as if you *expect* those farmers to win. Do you doubt your own abilities, Mr. Sanchez?”

He shook his head. “No, not under normal circumstances. But this place is hardly normal. These people are hardly normal. I don’t have a clue what they might do next!”

Roseanne gave him a frosty look. “Just remember this then, when you are in front of that judge tomorrow morning. If we lose,” she pointed at his chest, “*you* can find a new client.”

He gulped. “Miss Douglas…”

“Good night,” she cut him off, waving at the hotel room door. Her tone brooked no further conversation.

Sanchez nodded, slightly, and dipped his head. “Very well, Miss Douglas. I understand. I will do my best.”

“You had better,” she said softly, threateningly. “I have no intention of losing anything, much less my young niece, to a pack of country troublemakers. Understand me?”

“Yes, ma’am.” He backed toward the door, briefcase in hand, and was gone.

Roseanne stood for a few more seconds, then slowly sat down on the bed, staring at the opposite wall. She couldn’t lose Daisy. She couldn’t! What… what would she do without her? The proud head lowered as she looked at her hands. She had to win this case.

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“Psst! Daisy!”

The whisper caught her attention, and she looked up from the small framed photograph she was holding. “Hi, Bo.”

“Whatcha doin’?” The boy shoved his blond hair out of his eyes and padded barefoot into her room, sitting down on the bed beside her.

Daisy shrugged a little. “Just… just hoping I don’t have to go back to Atlanta tomorrow.”

“Hey, we’re all hopin’ that.” He leaned over to see what she was looking at. She held the photo out to him, and he took it. “Huh. When was this taken? I don’t remember.”

“Just before we started school.”

“Oh.” He laughed a little. “It kinda really shows what we’re like, huh?”

She smiled slightly. “Yeah.”

The picture was of the three kids, the boys clad only in jean cut-offs, Daisy wearing a sleeveless shirt too. They were wading in the creek in the picture, but all looked wet, as if they’d already been deeper. None of the kids had noticed Jesse’s camera at the time. Luke was yelling, grabbing at the air as a good-sized fish was leaping high, out of his hands. Daisy was jumping up from the other direction, trying to recapture the fish as well, and Bo had a startled look on his face as he wavered off-balance on one foot, arms out, caught in the act of falling backwards into the water after being accidentally shoved by Luke as the older boy tried to grab the fish. The scene was one of action caught in one frame, frozen in midair. Moments later, all three kids had landed in the creek with one giant splash. The fish had gotten away.

Bo wrinkled his freckled nose a little, thinking. “Hey, Uncle Jesse has another one of these downstairs, don’t he? In the living room.”

“Yeah. Shows how much you pay attention to your surroundings,” Daisy teased, poking her cousin lightly in the ribs. He made a face and squirmed away, still looking at the photo.

“It’s kinda funny, ain’t it?” he grinned. “I mean, look at all of us!”

She giggled, then clapped both hands over her mouth, glancing guiltily at the open door. They were supposed to be asleep right now, not up talking.

“Yeah,” Bo nodded agreement. “I probably better get back to bed. You sure you’re gonna be okay, though?”

“I think so.” Daisy smiled at him. “But do you think I could maybe spend the night on the floor in you guys’ room? I don’t want to be alone.”

“You’re never alone here,” her cousin told her firmly. “Yeah, c’mon, I don’t mind.”

She gathered the quilt off her bed and followed him into the hall and around the corner. The two cousins cleared a place between the boys’ beds, being careful not to wake Luke, and she wrapped herself in the quilt and smiled at Bo. He grinned back and reached to turn out the light.

“Good night,” they whispered as one. Daisy hoped it wasn’t the last time they’d be saying that to each other.

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The next morning, at almost seven, the Dukes were not the only ones up. Honorable Judge Sean Carter strode down the narrow church aisle with a cup of coffee in one hand. His path was an unerring one, straight through the door of the pastor’s office. He and his secretary had been graciously allowed to use it during the circuit court.

“Good morning, Sandy,” he greeted the middle-aged blonde woman sitting at the desk. She was staring at a sheet of paper, frowning, and jumped when he spoke. “Oh. Good morning, sir.”

“What’s that?” He ran a hand over his straight gray hair, making sure it was tidy, then pointed to the papers she was holding.

“Some notes I’ve compiled for the first, and only, case this morning.”

“Oh?” Carter smiled, pulling up a chair on the other side of the desk and sitting. “Only one case this morning?”

“Yes, in less than an hour.”

“Well, they certainly get their day started early, don’t they?” He sipped his coffee.

“Well, they are farm folk. At least, one side is.” Sandy tapped the papers lying on the desk. “A custody case. Douglas vs. Duke.”

“Oh?” He set down the coffee and raised his eyebrows, taking the notes handed to him. “From these, I assume you’ve been busy,” he smiled.

“Of course. All yesterday evening. I couldn’t find out much about Miss Douglas, but on Mr. Duke, I got quite an earful. People around here are certainly very talkative.” Sandy looked at the ceiling, and Carter hid another smile. She was from New York originally, and never would, he suspected, quite understand country folk.

“At least you got some information.” He ran his eyes over the papers, then put them down, leaning forward with his elbows on the desk and fingers steepled. “What have you found out?”

She sat back and raised both eyebrows high. “This seems to be the climax, so to speak, of a family feud that’s gone on for some time. The child now being fought over is eight-year-old Daisy Mae Duke. Miss Douglas, from Atlanta, is her mother’s sister, and apparently raised the girl for some years. Quite well, I might add, sparing little expense, even to the point of hiring a private tutor. This Jesse Duke is the child’s father’s brother, and was given custody in his brother’s will. But Miss Douglas is contesting, and neither side is backing down.”

“Hmm.” Carter took a deep breath. “You said people around here are talkative. What have you found out about this Jesse Duke?”

Sandy shrugged a little, tilting her head slightly to one side. “He seems to be the average farmer, somewhat poor but not really in trouble financially, at least at the moment. He has quite a reputation as being unusually honest, though, and has raised two boys, nephews, since they were four and two.”

That got his attention. “Does Miss Douglas have any children of her own?”

“No, sir, she doesn’t. This Daisy Mae is the only child she has ever raised. And she seems to have done well,” the secretary shrugged. “But, as I said, I couldn’t find out much about her.”

Carter sat back in his chair again. “Tell me more about this Jesse Duke, then.”

“Sure. I’ve got more on him than I could ever need, everything from his financial status to his favorite fishing hole.” She rolled her eyes. “Mr. Duke is not a young man, though by no means really old, either. He’s involved in almost every charity and church event in the county, and every single person I’ve talked to seems to respect and like him. And trust him.”

Carter couldn’t help but smile. “He seems like a likable man.”

“I suppose.” Sandy flipped through her papers again. “Now, about those boys of his… I’ve heard a lot.”

“Tell me,” the judge requested, reaching for his coffee cup again. Perhaps he could find out something more about Mr. Duke’s worth as a guardian if he found out about the children he already had.

“Their names are Lukas K and Beauregard, better known as simply Luke and Bo. The two are ten and eight now, and known around the area for being able to get into anything and everything. Whether it’s the honor roll at school or more trouble than you’ve seen outside of juvenile hall.” Her eyebrows raised expressively. “Everyone seems to like them, though. Locals speak of the boys’ pranks almost fondly, and apparently they’ve never hurt anyone or really broken the law. Though in somewhere like Atlanta, some of their activities would be illegal.”

“This isn’t Atlanta,” Carter waved the comment off. “Law is different in an area this rural. So they are good kids, mainly?”

Sandy shrugged helplessly, tossing her notes down on the desk. “That depends on who you speak to and whether or not they’ve gotten into trouble lately. For the most part, though, they seem to be. From what I hear, Mr. Duke is somewhat lenient as to what he allows, but when his nephews cross the line, he can be quite strict too. He’s known for living and raising his kids by,” she made quote marks in the air with her fingers, “a healthy dose of common sense.”

Carter raised one eyebrow and sighed. “Hmm. Well, I’m not quite sure which side to take. A wealthy woman from Atlanta who had raised the child for years and very likely loves her, or a farmer from this county who has legal custody, and who seems to do well by the children under his care.”

“Neither am I,” Sandy sighed. “I’ve heard a lot of good about this Jesse Duke, though, if one can see past his nephews’ reputation for trouble. Not so much for causing trouble, I guess, though, as finding it.”

The judge chuckled. “Sounds somewhat like me when I was a boy.” At her surprised expression, he nodded. “Oh, yes, I was a country kid too. Well, what else of interest have you discovered?”

She consulted her notes again. “Well, there’s one thing here that wasn’t mentioned outright. Mr. Duke has apparently had the care of his young niece for a couple of months now. It’s only recently that Miss Douglas has insisted upon getting the child back.”

“Oh?” Now this was getting interesting. “What do folks have to say about this…”

“Daisy Mae. Or just Daisy, as she’s known locally. Everyone likes her; she sounds like an energetic but friendly girl. Somewhat of a tomboy, but that’s to be expected, living with two boys her age in the same house. Always polite and helpful, though.” Sandy looked back up at him. “You might find this interesting too, sir.” She pointed a finger at him for emphasis. “When the child first came here from Atlanta, she was small, quiet, almost frail. Since she’s been here, she has grown and strengthened, and is not known for keeping to herself very much either. In short, she seems a completely different girl.”

“A change for the better?”

“It certainly seems like it.”

“Hmm.” Carter stood and stretched, looking at the clock on the wall. “When was their appointment?”

“About twenty minutes from now.”

“Okay then. Maybe I can fit in a fishing trip later this morning.” He smiled at the secretary and picked up the notes. “Mind if I take these to study?”

“Help yourself.”

Coffee in one hand and papers in the other, Carter walked back out into the main room of the little church where he would hold court. Apparently the town hadn’t gotten around to building a courthouse, or just hadn’t thought it necessary.

He alternated reading and sipping coffee at his desk in the front of the room. Everything was so quiet and peaceful that he heard the car pull up outside.

Apparently one of the sides had shown up early. He watched a tall, elegantly dressed woman stalk in and straight to the front, a thin man who looked like a lawyer right behind her. Aha. Miss Douglas. He watched surreptitiously as the two put their heads together and started discussing something.

He heard the second car less than five minutes later.

Four Dukes and one Strate trooped into the church, the three boys forming a triangle around Daisy. Roseanne was already there, and as she turned to glare at the family, Bo glared back at her. Her eyes narrowed calculatingly, and he repressed a shiver. The lady unnerved him.

“I think she’s mad today,” Luke whispered.

“Yeah. Course, ain’t she always?” the blond boy grinned. His older cousin kept a straight face for all of two seconds, then grinned back. Enos and Daisy just looked at them, both looking a little scared.

Daisy slipped her hand into her oldest cousin’s, looking up at him. “I don’t want to leave,” she whispered, blinking back what were probably tears.

Bo clenched his jaw in youthful determination and took her other hand, forming a chain between the three Duke kids. “Don’t worry, you ain’t gonna.”

“We’ll make sure of that,” Jesse put in, smiling down at his charges before putting a hand briefly on each’s shoulder and walking up to the front of the makeshift courtroom where the circuit judge sat behind a desk brought in where the pulpit usually was.

Roseanne’s gaze swept over the kids again, and Enos shuddered dramatically. “Gosh, she kinda scares me!”

“Yeah, me too, but we can’t let her know that,” Bo told him.

“C’mon.” Luke led the others over to a back corner. He and Daisy sat in the corner of the rearmost pew, and Enos and Bo leaned over the back of the one in front, the four all leaning close together. “We gotta have a plan,” the oldest said seriously, his eyes meeting each of the others’. “If we don’t, that city lady and her hired fast-talker are gonna win this.”

“And they *can’t* win this,” Bo interrupted.

Luke didn’t complain, only nodded. “Yeah. So what’re we gonna do? We’ve got to get it worked out before showtime.”

Bo bit his lower lip, thinking hard. But Daisy was the first to speak up.

“Well, I’ve listened to Aunt Roseanne and her lawyer talk about courts and stuff before, and I think we have to find out where the judge’s sympathies lie.” Then, as if suddenly realizing that Bo at least wasn’t sure what she was talking about, she said, “I mean, if he’s from the city, we’re in trouble, but if he’s from an area like ours, he’ll probably understand our side of it better.”

“Oh…” Bo nodded. “Okay. So, how do we do that?”

“Well,” she said seriously, meeting his eyes, “somebody has to talk to him, without actually mentioning the case.”

“I get it.” Luke sat back. “Okay, so who goes up?”

“Not me,” Enos insisted, sliding down in the pew and looking a bit embarrassed. “I’m no good at talkin’ to grown-ups.”

“I’ll go,” Bo finally volunteered after a session of hoping someone else would but hearing nothing. He stood up and tried to straighten his shirt as best he could. He crossed his fingers and held them up.

“Good luck,” Luke agreed, and Enos nodded agreement. Daisy just smiled a little.

Bo started up the center aisle, hurriedly brushing his blond hair into some semblance of order with his fingers. He paused in front of the judge’s desk and furtively glanced in Roseanne and Jesse’s direction. They were arguing, not paying any attention to what the kids were doing, and he took a deep breath, feeling suddenly unsure. But he had to go through with this! They had to find a way to let Daisy stay with them, legally, without running away again.

“Uh, uh, sir?” he tried nervously, licking dry lips. “Sir?”

The judge finally looked up from his reports, and smiled. He was a grandfatherly man who looked like he would probably be retiring soon. “Well, hello. And just who might you be, my young gentleman?”

Bo blushed a little, running a self-conscious hand over his shirt and jeans. They were clean, but still no fancy suit. “I… I guess I’m not that much of a gentleman,” he admitted.

The man smiled. “I can see that, but you’re polite. What’s your name, and what’s your problem?”

“I… I’m Bo Duke. And, well…” Bo had trouble looking the adult in the eye, but finally managed. He knew he was supposed to be indirect about this, but he couldn’t think of a way to word his questions without being straightforward.

“Come now, Bo, you obviously have something on your mind. Perhaps I can help?”

The boy looked up, biting his lip, and suddenly he just had to be honest. He hoped it wouldn’t get them into trouble. “Well, ya… you see,” he amended his grammar, “we’ve got a hearing this morning, and…”

“Oh yes, a custody case. Are you on one side or the other?”

“Would it matter?” Bo asked.

“Maybe.” The judge sat back in his chair and motioned to a chair near him, behind the desk. The boy gingerly moved to sit down, feeling self-conscious. He didn’t look back to see what the other kids were doing. “I try to see to the best interests of the children in all these cases,” the man went on.

Bo felt relief rush through him like the water over Hazzard Dam. He let out a held breath. “Yeah, I’m involved,” he told the adult seriously.

“Is it you being fought over?”

“No! No,” the blond boy said. “It’s my cousin Daisy.”

“Oh?” The judge raised slightly bushy gray eyebrows and smiled slightly.

“Yeah! Her aunt wants her to go live with her in Atlanta, and we want her to stay here with us!”

The judge leaned forward slightly. “Do you know what your cousin wants?”

“Yeah! She wants to stay here!”

The man sat back again and put a finger to his lips. “Hmm.” Bo hoped that he was really listening. “But then why would her aunt want her to go live with her?”

The boy squirmed a little under the eagle-like gaze. “I’m not sure. She didn’t like it when Daisy came to live with us, though.”

“How long has your cousin lived with you?”

“About two months. A bit more, I think.”

“Hmm,” the judge repeated. “Who did she live with before she came here?”

“Her aunt,” Bo admitted reluctantly, looking down at his hands in his lap.

“Then how do you know her aunt does not wish her to come back out of love, Bo?”

“But Roseanne don’t love her!” the eight-year-old protested, meeting the man’s eyes earnestly. “She’s mean to her! I don’t know why she wants Daisy, but Daisy don’t wanna go!” He realized afterward that in his desperation he’d reverted to the country slang he was trying so hard not to use, but the judge didn’t seem to mind.

The man looked over at Roseanne and Jesse. “Is that her aunt?”

“Yeah.”

“She seems to be quite well-off.”

“She’s rich,” Bo rolled his eyes at the ceiling.

“And who is the other?”

“That’s our Uncle Jesse. He takes care of me and Luke and Daisy.”

“Who’s Luke?”

Bo glanced back toward the other kids. Their heads were close together, and they weren’t paying attention. “The oldest over there,” he said, pointing. “He’s our other cousin. But he’s kinda like a big brother.”

“Your uncle took all of you in?” the judge asked with what sounded like amazement.

“Sure. We have a farm a ways out of town.”

“Are you happy there?”

Bo wondered why the man was asking about *him* when it was Daisy’s case. “Sure,” he shrugged. “I mean, I hardly even remember my real mom and dad, I was so little, but I love Uncle Jesse and Luke, and we have fun on the farm.” He cocked his head. “Why?”

“I was just wondering.” The judge gave Jesse a rather interested look. “Hmm.”

He sure said that a lot, Bo thought. “We all just want Daisy to stay in Hazzard,” he said, to get back to the first subject.

“Oh, I can see that.” Finally, the man’s eyes swept back to meet his. He was smiling. “So you want me to just let you have her without the hearing?”

Bo flushed. “Not ‘xactly, sir.”

“But you want me to rule in your favor. Trying to butter me up?”

“No!” he protested, springing up to lean his hands on the desk. “We’re not tryin’ to do anything wrong! We just…” He fought back tears. “Roseanne’s got lawyers to convince and all, but we ain’t got enough money for lawyers. I just wanted you to see our side of it!”

He saw Jesse and Roseanne turn around to look at him when they heard his outburst. He tried to ignore them, but was rapidly feeling foolish. “I guess I’ll just leave you alone,” he said, starting to turn away.

“Oh, it’s all right,” the judge smiled. “I’ll consider what you’ve said.”

“Thanks, I guess,” Bo mumbled, shrugging a little and walking back down the aisle.

“What happened?” Luke wanted to know.

He shrugged, falling onto a pew. “I sorta let it slip, everything about Daisy and the case.”

“Will he help us?” Daisy asked, eyes glowing.

He shrugged again. “I don’t know. He sorta seemed like maybe he would, but sometimes he seemed to be laughing at me.”

“I hope he will,” Enos chimed in.

“We all do,” Luke sighed. “We all do. I guess you did the best you could, Bo.”

Daisy climbed over the back of the pew and sat beside him, putting an arm around him. “Thanks for helping, Bo.”

He smiled, a little, and hugged her back. “Sure. Any time. You’re my cousin.” After a little deliberation, he added, “And my best friend.”

The girl’s eyes shone, and she grinned. “Really?”

“Uh-huh. You and Luke are both my best friends.”

“You’re mine too.”

Bo grinned back at his cousin, then got up to kneel on the seat, turning around to face backwards, toward Luke. “I think we got a chance, Luke. An honest chance!”

Roseanne eyed the children in the corner, wondering what they were plotting. She’d seen the blond boy up with the judge, and hoped he hadn’t managed to poison the man’s mind against her. It would be just the sort of thing a bunch like these might do.

She turned back to Jesse Duke, glaring coldly up at him. “Forget all your complaining and arguing, Mr. Duke. After today, you’ll never see your little niece again.”

Jesse watched her flounce off, and sighed, taking his hat off to rub his head. He too had seen Bo talking to the judge, after he’d seen the kids put their heads together. Hopefully they had a plan. Because right now, he didn’t know what to do. He heard the door open and turned to see Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane come in. The pair made a beeline for Jesse.

“You’re late,” he informed them. “We’ve been waiting for you.”

“Is that the lady from Atlanta?” Rosco asked, pointing to where Roseanne was speaking to her lawyer.

“I’m afraid so.”

“She looks downright mean!” the sheriff said, drawing himself up and glaring in her direction. “Like, like a regular stone-hearted and stuck-up rich person would.”

“That’s about what she is, Rosco,” Jesse sighed.

“Why, I should go over there an’ give ‘er a piece of my mind!” Rosco declared.

“You stay right here,” Hogg ordered. “You ain’t got a piece of your mind to spare.” The sheriff subsided, still bristling but now at Boss. “When’s the hearing start?”

Jesse shrugged. “As soon as the judge says.”

“Order! To order!” a voice suddenly came from the front, and the three turned to see the judge beckoning them. “Let’s get this over with so I can go fishing,” he smiled. That smile put Jesse a bit more at ease, and he led the march up toward the judge’s desk. The little nameplate there said Sean Carter. “Well?” Carter began even before they had seated themselves. “It seems you have a custody case?” He glanced over some notes on his desk briefly. “Hmm, a Miss Douglas and a Mr. Duke. Who shall speak first?”

“I will, your Honor,” Roseanne stood from her place.

He beckoned. “Come then.”

She came up to the desk and sat where he indicated.

The judge sat back, folding his hands across his lap. “Speak.”

The city woman wiped her eyes with a handkerchief. Trying to gain sympathy, Jesse thought disgustedly. “Your Honor, my name is Roseanne Douglas, and the child in question is my eight-year-old niece, Daisy Mae. She has lived with me for most of her life, and I have given her only the best of everything. I have even had her privately tutored. I have loved her, your Honor.” Her spine stiffened, and she looked over at Jesse. “And then that man, sir, took my beloved little girl away from me. And then when I regained custody, he came and kidnapped her away.”

Jesse leaped to his feet, eyes dark blue flames. “That’s a lie!” he exploded. “An absolute lie! I did nothing of the sort!”

Roseanne turned to Judge Carter beseechingly. “Please, sir, might he be quiet?”

He held up a hand. “No, no, he has a right to say his piece here too.” He nailed Jesse with a hawk-like stare. “What do you have to say?”

He looked at JD, who shrugged, then turned back toward the judge, and cleared his throat, gripping his hat in his hands. He wasn’t sure what to say, but… if he didn’t say the right things, he might lose Daisy forever. So he had to. *Help me, Lord*, he prayed silently, and took a deep breath, clearing his throat.

“Your Honor… I’m not very good at saying things, and maybe I don’t have near as much money as Miss Douglas. But I love all my kids, I daresay more than Miss Douglas here has ever loved Daisy. At least, it certainly seems that way from what I’ve seen her do.” He paused, trying to put his thoughts into words. “I… my boys love her as much as I do, and she’s been truly happy here for the past two months.” He lowered his eyes to study his hat, not meeting anyone’s gaze. “Sir… I know my motivations may, in some ways, be just as selfish as Miss Douglas’. But I ask you to hear me out.”

He paused for several seconds, then continued quietly. “You see, your Honor, my kids mean an awful lot to me. When my wife passed on six years ago, I had nothing left to live for. When Luke’s parents died and he was sent to live with me, it, well, gave me a reason. Then I took in Bo, and now Daisy. We’re a family. A real family, sir. We all love and take care of each other. And we just got attached to Daisy, I don’t know if I could bear to lose her now…”

“Enough!” Roseanne snapped, spinning toward the judge. “Don’t you see how he’s trying to appeal to you?”

He stared her down coldly. “I might say I see the same from you.” As she backed down, he nodded, once. “Thank you, Mr. Duke.” Roseanne and her lawyer were now having an argument over in their corner, and Jesse suspected that the outburst hadn’t helped her case any.

“Thank you, sir,” he said.

Carter nodded. “I have a question. Miss Douglas said you kidnapped her niece away. You said that was not so. What is the true story here?”

Jesse swallowed. But he had to tell the truth. He glanced over at the kids, who were all sitting forward intently. “The truth is, sir, my nephews arranged a sort of… escape for Daisy, with her help. They ran away from home, leaving me scared to death.” He shot the boys a quick stare, and they looked away uncomfortably. “Apparently the kids had it all planned out, and the next day, I found them walking down the highway home.”

The judge chuckled slightly. “I see. So it was the boys’ fault.” He glanced at the back of the church, at the kids. “Well, it’s obvious what they want. I had a nice little talk with Bo earlier.” He nodded toward the blond boy, who slid down in his pew until he was no longer visible. “So… I’ve heard Miss Douglas’ side. I’ve heard your side. I even heard Daisy’s cousins’ side.” He sat back in his chair again, smiling. “But I think I’d like to hear Daisy’s side too.” He beckoned. Come here, child.”

Jesse looked over his shoulder to see a wide-eyed Daisy move reluctantly into the aisle, propelled by Luke’s hand. The girl took one hesitant step forward, then raised her chin and strode proudly up to the judge’s desk.

He smiled down at her. “Well hello, Daisy.”

“Hello, sir,” she replied, still looking bold. Roseanne had the look of an angry porcupine, and Jesse smothered a grin behind one hand.

Carter motioned Daisy to come right up to him, and she did, rubbing her hands on her jeans with what was likely nervousness. The old man and the little girl put their heads together, and then there was a lot of glancing and nodding. Jesse looked again at Roseanne, who now looked like a volcano about to erupt. Finally the judge raised his head, and looked at the adults assembled there.

“Miss Douglas,” he motioned her forward, “I hear good things about you, but also some things which are not so nice. Would you like to explain your actions, such as forbidding the child contact with her family, and denying her any sort of freedoms?”

Roseanne looked nervous, almost afraid, and Jesse almost felt a little sorry for her. “Your Honor, Daisy Mae must learn respect and obedience. I deemed it best to sever her completely from these farm folk because of the bad influence they’ve had on her behavior.”

“From what I hear from people around here,” Carter said with raised eyebrows, “Daisy has also grown stronger and more healthy, and she is certainly happy with her uncle and cousins.”

The city lady hesitated, obviously uncertain what to say. “Your Honor, all I can answer is that I’ve done the best for her, as much as I know how to do.”

“Don’t you think that perhaps the child is better off growing up with others her own age?” the judge pressed, though somewhat gently.

Roseanne’s green eyes flashed. “All I know sir,” she said stiffly, “is that being around others her own age has turned her from a gentle, quiet young lady into a rowdy… tomboy. Which I do not approve of.”

Jesse just had to say something to that. “Roseanne,” he snapped, and all heads turned toward him, “I believe that an eight-year-old child, girl or boy, should not be forced to be a perfect young gentleman or lady. Let the kids be kids! They’ll grow up soon enough!”

“Why don’t you go back to your corn, Mr. Duke,” Roseanne hissed. “What do you know? You cannot afford a tutor, or fine clothes. Who knows what your boys learn in school or how they act?”

Jesse simply stared at her, no longer shouting, but still angry. “Roseanne Douglas, we may not be proper city folk, and we may not even have the best grammar, I know. But we have enough. We don’t have fancy things or cars, but we have a roof that don’t leak, and a fireplace to keep us warm. We have enough food on the table and clothes for our backs, whether they’re occasionally patched or not. And the boys are both A students in school, as is Daisy. I personally help them with their homework. And as for what I’ve taught them, I’ve raised them with respect for true authority and morals straight from the Good Book, but most important, to love each other and take care of each other. Family first, above all.

“And we certainly have fun with how we live.” He stepped forward, slowly. “And we have the most important ingredient for a family, Roseanne. We have love. We have each other and we have the Lord, and that’s all we need.”

There was silence in the room for a few seconds after he finished speaking, and he realized with some surprise that he’d practically given a speech! Then he heard a slow clapping start, and turned to see Rosco grinning, applauding him. It didn’t last long though, as Hogg slapped the sheriff’s hands down and told him to be quiet.

Judge Carter finally sighed, and nodded slowly. “I see. I see.”

“You see what?” Roseanne snapped, stepping forward despite her lawyer’s frantic gestures to shut up and come back. “This is a circus act, your Honor, and he has no call to speak to me in that manner!”

Carter slowly turned his head to fix her with a stare that stopped her dead in her tracks. “Miss Douglas, I believe it is you who is out of line.”

Under that stare, she sat down in the nearest pew, still glaring. “But I protest!”

“Protest noted and denied.” He took a deep breath. “Mr. Duke’s case corresponds with what I have learned from the children. And I do not believe they are lying.” He reached for his gavel, fingering it lightly. “I believe that, between what I’ve heard this morning and what I’ve managed to discover on my own, I am ready to make a decision. Which shall not be revoked or challenged ever again. The guardian of this child will be her guardian until she comes of age.”

Jesse held his breath, praying silently. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Rosco tying his tie in a knot. He glanced back at the kids, and saw the three boys leaning forward, tensed. Roseanne was visibly clenching her jaw.

“Therefore,” the judge said, picking up the gavel and raising it, “I award custody of one Daisy Mae Duke to…” He slowly brought the gavel down, then said after a long pause, “Jesse Duke.”

Roseanne erupted up out of her pew. “You can’t do that!” she shouted. “Do you know who I am?!”

Carter favored her with an icy look. “I just did; and I don’t care who you are. I have made a decision. It cannot be contested.”

“But you have to listen to all the evidence from all sides! This court is a joke! You can’t give Daisy Mae to these people after a less than ten minute hearing!”

The judge rose, eyes flashing. “Should I charge you with contempt of court, madam? I have heard all the evidence I need to, Miss Douglas. My decision is final, and the way you are reacting makes me even more certain that I’ve done the right thing. I would suggest you leave this town before its citizens bring you in here for more criminal concerns.” He nodded toward Jesse in a dignified manner, smiling slightly.

The room was silent for about two seconds, then exploded in a burst of sound and movement. Luke and Bo were suddenly with Daisy, their friend Enos right behind them, and the two boys were hugging each other and their cousin with shouts and gleeful, joyful laughter. Jesse stood back and watched them, smiling in his own quiet joy. He had three kids now.

Roseanne stalked up to the four children. “I will not lose,” she hissed. She gripped Daisy by the arm. “I’m taking my niece with me.”

“But you can’t do that!” Enos said, eyes huge. “The man said…”

“I can do anything I please, young man!” she snapped, cutting him off. “And you and her cousins can’t do anything about it.”

“Oh, yes we can!” Judge Carter snapped back, coming around the desk. He tossed his black robes aside to reveal a somewhat muscular build. “If you do not let go of that girl, Miss Douglas, I will have you arrested!”

The city woman only pulled Daisy closer. “Come on, let’s go!”

“But Miss Douglas…” her lawyer was protesting, walking quickly toward her. “You can’t do that!”

“I can’t lose Daisy Mae!” was her heated answer. “Her cousins will just have to accept that!”

Jesse, Rosco, and Carter all started for her, but the boys were faster. Luke suddenly yelled and drove his fist, hard, into Roseanne Douglas’ stomach. She doubled over, gasping, but still kept a tight hold on Daisy. “Actually, we’re her *brothers* now,” Bo said with a dangerous calm, gripping the wrist that was clenched on Daisy’s shirt. The hold looked tight enough to be painful. “And like Uncle Jesse said, fam’ly’s more important than *anything*.”

The judge looked at Jesse, his face asking the farmer if the boys would really hurt Roseanne if she didn’t let go. Jesse nodded, and Carter’s eyes widened. “Mr. Duke…”

Jesse nodded again and strode forward, putting up a hand to stay his nephews from attacking again. “Boys, back off.”

Luke’s eyes flashed hotly to his, glowing with an almost adult fury. Jesse caught those dark blue eyes and held them, until Luke finally dropped his gaze, muttering, “Let go, Bo.” The blond boy sullenly obeyed, and Carter relaxed visibly, as did the city lawyer.

Jesse spoke into the sudden silence. “This *is* our town, Roseanne. We won this court. Daisy belongs to us. Now, let go of my niece.”

Roseanne looked up from rubbing her wrist to meet his gaze, and he was startled to see a fear there in her eyes, almost a pain too. “She’s my niece too. I’ve taken care of her for five years. I’ve tried to teach her all I know. I’ve done more for her… You have to let me have this child.”

Judge Carter cleared his throat. “Let go of the girl, Miss Douglas, or I’ll have you put away. And I could do it, too.”

Rosco was right behind him. “I’m the sheriff,” he flashed his badge proudly. “And what I say goes ’round here, and I say get out o’ town.”

“I’ll have you locked away if the judge don’t,” Hogg threatened.

“Shall I cuff ‘er?” Rosco asked.

“No, not if she lets go and leaves.” JD’s face hardened. “Right now!!”

Roseanne held her ground, sudden hatred written across her well-bred face. “I could have these farmers locked away instead of me! For assault!”

“Oh, I just see it as protectin’ their family,” Rosco grinned. “Are ya gonna let go, or do you care to sample the jail meals?”

Slowly, her grip loosened. Daisy twisted away, diving behind Bo, Luke, and Enos and staring out with wide eyes. “You bunch of… of hillbillies!” Roseanne sputtered, but no longer with as much conviction. “You can’t do anything to me! I have lawyers, money..!”

“An’ I have a badge,” the sheriff came in again. “Now, are you leavin’?”

“Around here, a man’s family is a fightin’ matter,” Jesse told the woman quietly. “Daisy’s ours now, like she should be. Like she wants to be. So you just get on out of town before I let the boys at you again.” The words were a soft, angry threat. “I’ve had about enough of your insults, Roseanne. I know you were against Marian marrying Henry, and you thought maybe you could turn Daisy into a Douglas instead of a Duke. Well, she wants to stay here, with us. She knows both sides of her heritage now. And she didn’t choose yours.”

Daisy slowly came out from behind Bo, staring up at her aunt. “Aunt Roseanne, I never meant for all this to happen. I love you, or at least I used to. I don’t know if I can anymore, not with the way you treat Uncle Jesse and Luke and Bo. They’re my family, Aunt Roseanne. I *fought* to be accepted, to be a real Duke. And I’ve been happy here.” Her eyes were brimming with tears, Jesse could see. “Why didn’t you just let me stay in Hazzard to begin with? None of this ever would have happened.”

There was silence, then all the fire in Roseanne’s eyes slowly died, and her gaze lowered to the ground. She slowly knelt down in front of Daisy, awkwardly. Luke and Bo, flanking their younger cousin, tensed, but the woman made no threatening moves, only reached out and took Daisy’s hand. “You really fought to join… this family? Why?”

“Because I love it here in Hazzard. I love the farm, and the woods, and the creek. And… and my family will always be there for me, I know that. Especially Uncle Jesse. He’ll always love me.”

Now the tears were in Jesse’s eyes too, as he watched from the side, his hand on Judge Carter’s elbow to keep him out of the conversation. “Really?” he whispered.

The girl turned to look up at him. Her eyes were shining. “Yes. I knew that for a fact the day you came in and held me when I fell in the mud.”

Luke blushed. “I didn’t mean for you to get hurt or nothin’.”

“It’s okay.” She put an arm around him. “I had to learn to survive.” She directed her words to her aunt again. “And once I learned how to play with them, and how to not be a crybaby or too girlish, I had a whole lot of fun!”

All were silent for a moment, then Roseanne slowly raised her head to look up at Daisy. Jesse was shocked to see tears in her eyes. “Daisy… you never told me you were unhappy at the manor before. All I wanted was for you to have the best of everything. To teach you what I knew, to train you the way I thought you should be trained…” Her head bowed again. “Daisy Mae, what have I done?” she whispered, almost inaudibly.

“Well, for one thing,” Luke started, but Daisy clapped a hand over his mouth.

“Shut up, Luke.” She returned her attention to her aunt, tilting her head to try to see the city woman’s face. “Aunt Roseanne, I just wanna be me. I love who I can be in Hazzard. I love my cousins. I love Uncle Jesse.”

Roseanne let out a breath, slowly, a long, drawn-out sigh. “I know, Daisy Mae. I know.” She stood, and put her hand on Daisy’s shoulder. “I… I suppose I was… wrong to take you away.” She met Jesse’s eyes, hers now overflowing with tears. “I’m sorry. I just wanted to do the best for Daisy. I… I care about her.”

Jesse smiled, slowly. “Are you tryin’ to tell me that you’ve finally learned how to love, Roseanne Douglas? And you don’t know how to show it?”

“I suppose.” She took out a handkerchief and dabbed at her eyes. “She’s the only one who ever saw me for just who I am, the only one who wasn’t really afraid of me. She… she used to trust me. And now, in trying to regain that, I’ve lost it all. I’ve lost Daisy forever…” She finally trailed off, looking only at the floor. “I’ve always had my prejudices against your kind; the poor working class, I saw you. In truth, perhaps… you may actually be a better class of people than my own.”

Jesse nodded, slowly, as he put an arm around his young niece. “I suppose you ain’t the only one with prejudices against another class of folk. I never liked your kind, neither. Roseanne… the Lord said forgive and you shall be forgiven. I’m willin’ to forgive… if you are.”

Everyone else there stood back in shocked surprise as the heads of the two feuding families finally stood together without angry words. Roseanne Douglas and Jesse Duke slowly smiled at each other, and Jesse stepped forward one step, holding out one hand. Rosanne stared at the offering, then reached her own well-manicured hand to meet his rough one. Hesitantly, they embraced, like members of a divided family now coming together again. Tears were in the eyes of both as old enemies finally made their peace.

Daisy looked up at the two adults with surprised, wide eyes, then slowly smiled. She looked at Bo and Luke, on either side of her, and the smile widened into a country grin. She gripped one of her cousins’ hands in each of hers, and they glanced back at her. Joy was bubbling up inside her; she had all of her family now!

Roseanne and Jesse looked down at the kids together, and the city lady reached out to take Daisy into a hug, then looked at the boys, and shook their hands, smiling uncertainly. “You were very brave to come rescue your cousin like that,” she told them. “Maybe you children… have been the end of a feud that has lasted for generations. I suppose I have to thank you.”

Bo stared up at her with shocked eyes. “Hon… honest?” he stammered. “You’re not gonna try and take Daisy away anymore?”

“No,” she sighed. “I won’t. Maybe your uncle’s right, maybe I don’t know how to love.” She backed off, picking up her purse. “I understand that you’ll probably never want me around… I suppose I’ll leave now.”

“No, Roseanne,” Jesse interposed, putting a hand on her arm. “You do love Daisy, I know that, and you’re always welcome at the farm.”

Slowly, the city woman smiled, wiping more tears out of her eyes. “Thank you. Thank you so much for forgiving me. After all I’ve done… All I’ve said… How can you?”

Jesse moved his hand to her shoulder, smiling kindly. “Let’s forget about the past, eh? What about lunch? Ellie down at the cafe serves a great tuna casserole and homemade ice cream.”

“Certainly… sure,” Roseanne answered, with a twinkle in her eyes, and what was probably the first non-proper word she’d ever used in her life.

All fighting was apparently forgotten by the three Duke kids and Enos, who all leaped for the door with shouts of “Race ya!”, “No way!”, “I get first dig in the ice cream!”, and, from Enos, “Hey! Wait up!”

The two adults followed in their wake, leaving Roseanne’s shark-faced lawyer, JD Hogg, and Rosco all standing with mouths hanging wide open. The only one left behind who was not doing an impersonation of a fish was Judge Carter, who was smiling and nodding to himself. Quite an unusual case. But definitely a happy ending. He shrugged a little, then turned to go back toward the office, whistling quietly to himself.

Lady Daisy, ch. 9

by: Sarah Stodola

Roseanne Douglas stood in her niece’s bedroom, fuming. When she had come in, the window had been open and Daisy Mae gone. Roseanne didn’t know how the girl had managed to escape from the window, but apparently she had, somehow. And there was no indication as to when, just that it had been the middle of the night. She hadn’t been discovered, hurt or otherwise, anywhere on the premises. Roseanne now had men out combing the surrounding area for any signs of a young runaway.

And she wasn’t sure what Daisy would have worn, either. She’d found her dress in a heap on the bathroom floor. All that expensive material, left in a heap! The child had no sense of respect for fine things!

“Ma’am?”

She turned at the inquiring voice, eyes snapping, to see one of the gardeners. “What is it?”

“We discovered how the child escaped, ma’am.” He held out a slender piece of rope, and Roseanne took it, studying it. It was made of semi-soft cotton, easy on the hands. “It was tied to this.” He held out a long slender arrow next. “The arrow was imbedded deeply into one of the third-story windowsills. I had quite a bit of trouble swinging hard enough on the rope to free it.” He paused. “But, ma’am, it was several rooms over. I don’t see how she and whoever helped her could have gotten to or from that rope to this room.”

“Somehow they did.” Then Roseanne looked back up, her eyes hardening suddenly. “Whoever helped her?”

The young man shifted nervously. “Yes, ma’am. The angle the arrow was at indicated it was fired from near the swimming pool. And you know that the child had no archery equipment or training, even if she could have fired from this angle. Which she couldn’t have.”

“Help…” she mused over this, her hands tightening on the piece of rope. “She had help.” Then she suddenly nodded. “I know where she is.”

“You do, ma’am?”

“Yes, I do.” She brushed past him as she stalked out the door, and heard him run up behind her as she strode down the hall. “Only the Dukes would go to the trouble of breaking her out, even if they didn’t care that they committed an illegal act by breaking in. Which they probably don’t,” her lip twisted a little, but in a ladylike way, a look of disdain. “And I’m sure that people who are so poor they have to very likely hunt for their dinner would know how to fire a bow and arrow, with enough accuracy to catch and hold into a windowsill. Besides, only a child, like one of those boys, would be small enough to fit along that ledge.”

She was down the stairs now, and slapped her hand over a buzzer on the wall. When the maid ran in, she said in a clipped, businesslike tone of voice, “Tell the chauffeur to bring the car around to the front.” She picked up her soft gloves, smiling triumphantly. “We’re going on a little hunt.”

“Beg pardon, ma’am?” the maid asked.

Roseanne turned and strode out of the room, toward the front door. “A little fox hunt, Justine.” She smiled tightly as she said, “We’re going to run some pests to earth.”

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The Dukes had headed back to the farm for some food, then gone into town, because Jesse had wanted to talk to JD again. So, he was in Hogg’s office, and the three kids were playing tag in the street with their friends Enos, Jerry, and Gregory.

The five boys and one girl were running and laughing, shrieking as they chased each other. Here, where everything felt safe and normal again, it was almost as though the last, horrible week hadn’t even happened, that Daisy had never left the farm.

Until the long black limousine pulled up in front of the police station. Enos was the first to notice it. He pointed, frowning. “Who’d’ya think would drive that thing?”

“Hunh?” Luke turned around, slightly curious, then froze. Oh no! He spun and ran for where Daisy and Bo were standing together in the center of the town green, both clinging to the tree that had been pronounced safe. Without saying anything, he tackled both his cousins, knocking them behind a bush, then rolled down to join them.

Bo was scowling. “What’d you do that for?!”

“Shh!” the older boy warned. He pointed through the leaves to the limousine. “Guess who’d be drivin’ a car like that in Hazzard?”

Daisy paled noticeably. “Aunt Roseanne,” she whispered.

Bo put an arm around her shoulders as the three lay as still as they could beneath the bush. “She can’t take you away again,” the blond boy promised, his dark blue eyes glowing almost dangerously.

“We won’t let her,” Luke agreed. “Even if we gotta run away again.”

“Thanks,” she whispered back, laying her head against Luke’s shoulder for reassurance. He shifted position to put an arm around her, crossing over Bo’s. Surrounding and defending her, the two boys waited with held breaths as a chauffeur got out and opened the limo’s rear door. A tall, nicely-dressed woman stepped out and looked around her with narrowed eyes. Luke hoped that she hadn’t seen them.

“Is that your aunt?”

Daisy nodded in response to Bo’s question. “Yes…”

“I know you’re here somewhere,” the woman called quietly, but loud enough for the hiding cousins to hear. “I saw you as we came in. And I’ll find you.”

Luke watched as Enos ran up to the lady, squinting up. “Who’re you talking to?”

She looked down, and smiled. “Well, hello there. Tell me, who was that pretty little girl you were playing with?”

Enos frowned. “Daisy? Why?”

Roseanne’s hand shot out like a rattlesnake, gripping the dark-haired boy by the upper arm. “Where is she?”

He squirmed, trying to get free. “I can’t tell you! Why d’ya wanna know?!”

“I’m her aunt,” she told him, suddenly smiling in a friendly sort of way and releasing his arm. “And I’d like very much to talk to her.”

Enos’ eyes widened, and he stepped away. “You’ll never get Daisy!” he yelled, then turned to run for the green.

“Oh please, Enos, don’t come over here,” Luke groaned, but the smaller boy was coming anyway.

“Guys, it’s Daisy’s aunt!” he shouted in warning. People walking down the street turned heads curiously to see what was going on.

“Great!” Bo snapped, springing to his feet. “Luke, get Daisy outta here. I’ve got a score to settle!”

“Wait..!” Luke tried to stop him, but the younger boy was already up and running. He groaned again, shaking his head, and leapt up, pulling Daisy with him. “Come on!” On the other side of the slight hill, they were met by Enos. “What didja do that for?!”

“Just tryin’ to warn ya,” Enos told them, though his dark eyes widened as he realized that he’d drawn Roseanne’s attention to them. “Oh, I’m sorry!”

Luke pointed back the way they’d come. “At least help Bo!”

“Okay Luke!” Enos spun and ran back the way he’d come.

Luke and Daisy made tracks for the hills — specifically, for the ladder up the side of the general store, leading to the roof. Maybe they could hide up there.

Roseanne saw the boy and girl run, and started after them. Then suddenly a small boy stood in her way, fists on his hips, glaring up at her with a dangerous glint to his eyes that almost seemed too mature for someone so young. Those eyes were dark blue, just like Daisy’s, she thought. “What do you want my cousin for?”

She raised an eyebrow. “Your cousin? You’re one of Daisy’s cousins? Tell me, are you the intrepid archer?” she smirked. “That was quite a runaway you planned.”

“Thank you, but it was more of an escape,” the boy said calmly, now crossing his arms over his chest. “Though I didn’t actually do it.”

Roseanne looked this impudent child up and down, amazed at his sheer gall. How dare he speak to an adult this way? Any adult? And especially one of higher rank than he! He was a scruffy-looking kid, she thought, with his too-large western-style shirt that had the sleeves rolled up, and dirty jeans with a hole in one knee. His blond hair was falling down into his eyes, almost to the point of shaggy, and looked like it didn’t even know what a comb was.

“Tell me, young man,” she said just as calmly as he, but with an icy edge creeping into her tone, “are you in the habit of sassing your elders?”

He suddenly grinned, but with little mirth. “Depends. You wanna take Daisy away. We’re not gonna let you.”

“Oh really?” She reached out and grabbed his arm, pulling the lightweight boy slightly off his feet. “How do you propose to stop me?”

He just looked her in the eye, his eyes narrowing, then glanced down and kicked her in the shin. Roseanne let go instantly, gasping, tears of pain coming to her eyes. The boy just backed off a bit and stood there, then suddenly took off up the sidewalk, running fast. She started after him, but the same dark-haired boy she’d spoken to earlier suddenly jumped into her path, blocking her way. He stumbled sideways, probably trying to get out of the way, but somehow managed to get tangled up with her purse, and by the time he got himself free and ran off, the blond boy had disappeared into the police building.

Roseanne Douglas narrowed her own eyes and stalked past her chauffeur, who was standing there with a helpless expression on his face. “Much help you are,” she snapped, then climbed the steps to the police station in that young assassin’s wake, determined to get her Daisy back once and for all.

Jesse was startled when Bo burst into JD Hogg’s office, eyes wide. “Uncle Jesse!” he panted, obviously recovering from running. “Uncle Jesse, Daisy’s aunt’s here! She says she’s gonna take her away again!”

“Where’s Daisy now?” his uncle instantly asked, worried.

“She and Luke got away.”

“Okay then.” Jesse stood from his chair, pulling himself to his full height. “She wants Daisy? She’ll have to get past me first.”

“And me,” Hogg nodded, with the first inclination to put himself out for anybody else that Jesse’d ever seen. “She’ll learn that she can’t run over us country folk just because she’s rich.”

Jesse noticed that the white-suited man didn’t mention the fact that he was rich, and could help if he wanted. “Why don’t you get out from behind that desk and do something then, JD!” the farmer snapped. “You say you want to help, well then help!”

“I’m comin’, I’m comin’.” The county commissioner stood up, just as the door was flung open once again.

Roseanne Douglas stood there, as neat and proper as ever, her green eyes blazing. She stared at Bo, then looked Jesse straight in the eye. “Your boy there kicked me,” she said quietly.

He grinned. “Well, good for him!”

“Good?!” She slammed the door behind her. “You mean you encourage your children to attack strangers in the streets? Now I see I must really take Daisy away from your influence!”

“You ain’t gonna,” Bo put in.

She narrowed her eyes at him. He narrowed right back. “Leave, young man, if you know what’s good for you.”

“I ain’t afraid of you.”

Jesse held up a quieting hand. “Perhaps the lady’s right, Bo,” he said slowly, still holding Roseanne’s gaze. “Go find Luke and Daisy, and you three go to the church. I’ll meet you there later. This is an adult matter.”

For a moment, he thought Bo was going to defy him, but then the blond boy bent his head and nodded. “Okay, Uncle Jesse.” He went out the door, making as much of a detour away from Roseanne as possible.

“At least he listens to *you*,” the city-bred woman sniffed. “Why haven’t you raised him with any respect for authority?”

Jesse stared at her calmly. “I’ve raised all my children with respect for authority, Roseanne. But family comes first, and yes, he will fight to protect his cousin.”

“I will never understand you country bumpkins’ sense of right and wrong!” she hissed.

Hogg stepped out from behind his desk. “Now wait just a minute! Did I just hear you call us country bumpkins?”

“That’s precisely what you are,” she told the commissioner coldly. “A pack of mountain-dwelling, poor, outlaws and moonshine runners who farm and hunt for their own food because they don’t have enough money to buy it.”

Jesse’s jaw tightened. “Those’re mighty strong words, Roseanne.”

“And I mean every one of them!” she declared. “Now where’s my niece, so I can get out of this little one-horse town for good.”

“Wait a minute!” Hogg repeated, coming up to her. “This is our home, and we’re proud of it.”

“Well, *you* can be proud of it. *I* want out of it, as soon as possible. Where’s Daisy?” she directed her speech back to Jesse.

“Why do you think I’d just go and give her back to you, especially after she and the boys went to so much trouble to get her away?” he demanded.

Her eyes flashed fire. “You probably approved that criminal scheme, as well!”

“No,” he shook his head, “I didn’t know about it, and wouldn’t have let them go if I had. But now that Daisy’s back here, where she so obviously wants to be, why would I make her leave?”

“Because I say so!”

Jesse drew himself up, eyes glowing dangerously. “Just because you have more money than folks like us don’t mean we have to obey you like we’re servants.”

“Won’t you even discipline your children for what they did?” she demanded. “It might as well have been kidnapping!”

He gazed thoughtfully at this city woman, seeing that she would stomp on anyone and everyone in her path to get to the goal she desired. “I was thinkin’ on it, but now that I see what kind of a person you really are, Roseanne Douglas, I think the boys did the right thing by rescuing their cousin.”

“So you can just get out of town,” Hogg broke in, scowling.

She smiled, coldly. “Oh, hardly. I’ve come for my niece, and I’m going to get her.”

Jesse’s eyes narrowed, just slightly. “No, you are not,” he said quietly, enunciating each word. She’s a Duke, and her father wanted her to stay with me when her mother died.”

“But I could offer her so much more. You know who would win a hearing for the child. I have more money, more resources, more connections.” Her eyes were icily confident now.

“Money ain’t everything, Roseanne,” Jesse said quietly. “A child needs love more than any amount of toys or fancy clothes. And would you give her that love? Would you hold her when she didn’t feel well, would you clean up scraped knees and fix broken toys?”

Roseanne’s mouth went down at the corners. “You can’t even speak properly! *Ain’t*, indeed! And why should I mend broken toys, when I could so easily buy her new ones? Mending is for poor people. Besides which, she wouldn’t break anything or scrape any knees under my care in the first place. She’d be completely safeguarded, kept from all harm and disaster.”

“But would she be happy that way?” Jesse pressed angrily. “Kids need some risks in life. Believe me, she’s happier climbing trees and playing softball, even if she does get hurt once in a while, than sitting indoors learning to play piano so that she can impress your snooty guests.”

Roseanne’s eyes hardened. “That is hardly the question here.”

“It should be.”

“Look, look,” Hogg interrupted, coming between the combatants. “This is a legal matter, ain’t it?”

“Yes,” Roseanne snapped.

Jesse frowned. “I suppose so, but…”

“Then why don’t we just solve it that way?” The commissioner crossed the room to the door and took down his hat from the coat stand. “The circuit judge is in town this week; why don’t we ask him what the court decision is?”

“Now you are making sense! Where is he, if you don’t have a courthouse?”

“At the church. It’s where all the town and legal meetings are held,” Hogg informed her.

Jesse looked over at his old buddy. “Well, JD,” he said reluctantly, “if it’s the only way to keep Daisy…” He picked up his hat from his friend’s desk. “Then let’s go talk to this judge.”

Lady Daisy, ch. 8

by: Sarah Stodola

When it got dark, and there was still no sign of Luke and Bo, Jesse got really worried. He went to the CB unit again, once more calling a message for help across the whole of the Hazzard net. Only this time, it was a real search he was calling. He got all the neighboring farmers out looking, which they did willingly, imagining one of their own children missing, and nearly all the young people in the county as well. He even woke up the whole sheriff’s department — that is, one Rosco P. Coltrane, who’d been snoozing with his feet up on his desk. Rosco grumbled and griped, but soon the patrol car was winding around the roads as well.

Jesse stood beside his pickup, staring out across the valley from Eagle Ridge. Another car pulled up behind him, and he turned to see a worried-looking young man, who wandered over to put a hand on Jesse’s shoulder. “We’ll find ’em,” he tried to reassure. “Hey, you got all Hazzard out there lookin’.”

Jesse nodded, slowly. “Yes… If they’re still alive, Cooter.”

Cooter stepped away and stared at him. “Jesse, they ain’t dead! We just gotta believe that!”

“I know.” Jesse closed his eyes. “I know.”

The teenager was still for a few moments, then slapped his friend on the back understandingly. “Hey. We’ll find ’em. Besides, they got one thing in their favor. They’re Dukes! And Dukes are just too stubborn to get hurt too bad.”

Jesse nodded again, wordlessly. Cooter shrugged and went back to his car. The engine roared into life, and he pulled away in a flurry of dust. Jesse turned and went back to his own pickup, heading down from the ridge to retrace the roads he’d already traced a hundred times.

###

Daisy woke with a feeling of being warm, comfortable, and content. She opened her eyes at about the same moment she realized that this was because she was between two other sleeping bodies. She blinked, confused for a moment, then her sleepy mind came alive enough to remember the breakout last night. She grinned to herself and snuggled deeper between her cousins, happy to be there.

The three of them had walked until they had almost no strength left, then had curled up together in the woods and fallen asleep almost instantly. They’d been too tired to be cold, even without a blanket, just using each other for warmth. Daisy remembered once when the same thing had happened and Jesse had woken them up late at the tri-county fair, when they’d gone to sleep in the hay wagon. He’d called them a “pile of puppies”.

One of the boys stirred, and she glanced over to see who it was. Bo’s dark blue eyes met hers, and he grinned. She grinned back. She was free! Free!

“G’morning,” he whispered.

“Hi,” she replied, just as quietly, then sat up. “I missed you.”

“Me too.” He grinned again, impishly. “That was one crazy getaway, huh?”

“Yeah!” She couldn’t hold back a quiet giggle.

“Oh, c’mon, you two. Stop tryin’ to be quiet, cause I’m already awake.” Luke turned over, blinking sleep out of his eyes. He pushed himself up on one elbow. “But it *was* funny!” His dark blue eyes sparkled.

Then he pushed himself to his feet and stretched. “We got a long way to go still. But we oughta be home before nightfall if we catch another ride.”

“Let’s just not get caught this time, huh?” Bo advised, getting up to join his cousin.

Daisy followed, pulling leaves out of her hair. “I just want to get home.”

“Right.” Luke bent over to pick up his backpack, which he’d used for a pillow. “We better get going then.”

“After breakfast,” Bo complained, snatching Luke’s backpack out of his hand.

Daisy’s eyes lit up. “You brought food?”

“Just sandwiches and stuff,” Luke admitted.

“Hey, anything’s okay with me! I didn’t get any dinner, and not a whole lot of lunch!”

“No dinner?” Bo stared at her disbelievingly. “Gosh, your aunt’s *mean*!”

“I was in trouble for calling you on the phone,” she informed him, then gratefully accepted the somewhat squashed peanut-butter-and-jelly held out to her. “Thanks.”

“Yeah, sure.” Luke pulled out a sandwich each for himself and Bo. He sat down cross-legged on the ground, followed by the other two. “Sorry they’re so flat. I forgot they were there when I slept on ’em last night.” The look he gave was so sheepish, yet amused, that Daisy burst out laughing, falling over backwards. “What?”

“You two!” she managed. “I missed you two crazy..!”

Bo put down his sandwich carefully, then leaped for her. Luke snatched hers away just in time so it didn’t end up in the dirt, as the other two cousins rolled around in the leaves, laughing and trying to tickle each other.

“Goin’ to getcha..! Wait! No..!” Bo burst out in uncontrollable giggles as Daisy, now sitting on him, dug her fingers into his sides. “Hey..! Stop..! Stop..! Luke, help!!”

“Give up?” Daisy grinned, placing her hands on her hips happily.

“Aw, yeah!” he gasped. “Get off!”

But the moment she did, he pounced, tickling her right back with a gleeful grin on his face.

“Hey, no fair!” she protested, squirming away and scrambling on hands and knees to the other side of Luke, using him as a shield.

“Hey!” he warned, holding the food up in the air. “Don’t squash these any worse than they’re already squashed!” But he was grinning, just as happy as the others, Daisy knew, that they were all together again.

###

Jesse woke with the dawn. He sat still on the sofa where he’d fallen asleep, thinking. Just before he’d come fully awake, he’d thought of something… What was it?

“Oh, yes,” he said to himself, getting up and moving toward the stairs. “That was it.” Bo and Luke had not been found, despite the fact that the search had lasted till almost two in the morning, but maybe he could figure out where the boys had gone by what they had taken with them.

What he found missing in their room was nothing unusual, only some clothes, and not much at that. Nothing more than what they’d take on a camping trip. But something told him to check in the closet, and when he did, he nodded, slowly. The coil of fine mountain-climbing rope was gone. The bow and arrows were missing as well. Now, why would the boys take their archery equipment on a camping trip? It would only cause trouble when they tried to climb the mountain… Climb?!

He thought of the message left on that paper, about a secret mission, and suddenly a picture flashed into his mind. The old Douglas manor.

He’d been there once. That building was four stories high, made of stone, with ledges under each row of windows, ledges just wide enough for a stubborn boy to travel along. The windowsills were wooden. Soft wood, that would hold an arrow well. Maybe even well enough for someone lightweight to hang a rope on it, and climb up…

Jesse closed his eyes, whispering a quick prayer of thanks that he’d finally figured it out. To cement his growing suspicions, he checked Daisy’s room, and found two out of her three pairs of jeans missing. Now, she’d had one on. That meant that the other had been taken. And he wasn’t sure, but he thought her drawer might be missing a shirt too.

He smiled, slowly, to himself. “The little devils!” he murmured, almost proud, though still somewhat angry at their taking off. Luke and Bo had gone to get Daisy.

But why now? She’d been gone for almost a week now, why had they only taken off yesterday? Unless they’d learned something… Like a phone call, maybe? Jesse went back downstairs, and picked up the phone.

“Trudy?” he said when the operator answered. “Yes, yes, I’m okay. Did we get any phone calls yesterday, before lunchtime, say?”

He listened for a few moments, then nodded. “Okay, thank you, Trudy. No, it’s okay that you didn’t know about the search, you don’t have a CB. No, don’t call Rosco. I know where they went, I’ll go pick them up. Right.” He smiled at her worry over his kids. “Right. Thanks. Bye.”

The moment he put down the phone, he headed out the door to his pickup, gunning the engine and pulling out of the farmyard toward the road. The kids tended to do things the simple way, most of the time. Which meant they’d probably take the most direct route to Atlanta and back. Which meant Highway 69.

###

Bo, Luke, and Daisy were walking down the side of the road. They’d managed to sneak a ride in another truck, but they’d been discovered, thanks to the driver’s deciding to check on his cargo of hens, and promptly tossed out with a barrage of words that Bo had never heard and wasn’t sure he wanted to again. They’d sounded mean.

Which meant that now they were on foot. At least they were in their own country. They were on the Hazzard side of Capitol City, even. But on foot, an hour’s drive took a long time. The kids were talking, taking advantage of the extra time to catch up on events, when Bo noticed the cloud of dust coming from a familiar white pickup. “Look,” he pointed.

Luke groaned, softly. “I bet we’re in trouble.”

“I didn’t want you guys to get in trouble,” Daisy told them, worriedly.

“Aw, s’okay,” Luke replied. The three stood still on the side of the road as the pickup pulled to a halt in front of them. Their uncle sat there for a moment, stony-faced, then reached over and opened the passenger side door.

Bo swallowed, hard, but climbed in, followed by Daisy, then Luke, who shut the door.

Jesse turned the truck around and headed back the way he’d come, still not saying anything. His silence was making Bo more nervous than him shouting would have. It gave him time to think about all the ways Jesse might punish them.

Finally Daisy ventured, a little nervously, “We’re sorry, Uncle Jesse, but…” She trailed off, gripping Bo’s hand. He was gripping back.

There was stony silence for a few more seconds, then slowly, Jesse smiled, just a little, and glanced over at them. The look in his eyes was almost one of admiration. “What are you doing back here?” he said simply, but there was no anger in his voice. “I thought we were rid of you.”

Daisy relaxed visibly. Smiling, she leaned over past Bo to hug her uncle. “Thanks for not being mad.”

“I was pretty mad yesterday,” he said. “Taking off like that..!” He shot the two boys a quick glare. “I was scared sick! We had search parties out all night looking for you, did you know that?”

Bo tried to shrink into his seat, risking a glance over at Luke. The older boy was staring out the windshield as if not daring to look at Jesse.

“I… I’m sorry,” Luke finally whispered. “I guess I knew we’d get in trouble, but…”

Bo looked up at his uncle, eyes wide. “Uncle Jesse, her aunt wants to adopt her! We’d never see her again, never…”

“Yeah,” Luke took it up, eyes now shifting to look at their uncle almost pleadingly. “We couldn’t let that happen… and she’s so mean to Daisy.”

“She even made her have no lunch!” Bo said angrily. “And no dinner, just cause she called us!”

“What?” Jesse turned to look at the kids briefly. “Why?”

“She didn’t want me to have anything to do with you,” Daisy whispered, looking down at the floor. “She said I couldn’t even talk to you guys, and I couldn’t stand that! I called to ask for their help.”

“So you were the one behind this?”

“Yessir,” she whispered even more quietly.

Bo didn’t want her to get in all the trouble. “But I had the idea for breaking her out.”

“And I came up with the plan for how to do it,” Luke admitted.

“So you’re all at fault here.”

“Yessir,” the three cousins said quietly, together.

The kids sat silently, nervously, while the pickup bounced its way along the dirt road, waiting for their judgment. Finally Jesse looked back at them. “I understand how you feel. And that was pretty smart, using the arrows and rope to get up the building. That is what you did, isn’t it?”

“…Yeah,” Luke admitted.

“And I privately agree with your decision,” Jesse went on. “But did you think that just because you got Daisy back in Hazzard, that her aunt wouldn’t come to get her all over again?”

Bo and Luke looked at each other. No, they hadn’t thought that far.

“She’ll come,” their uncle warned. “That’s a guarantee. Of course, there might be a chance…”

“What, Uncle Jesse?” Daisy asked. “I just want to come back to live at the farm.”

“I know, honey.” He smiled and patted her knee. The tension in the air was lifting. “The chance we might just have is that JD Hogg and me had ourselves a little conversation a few days back, and he was gonna bring in some big-city lawyer to help, and the circuit judge is in town. Now if you can only convince the judge how much you want to stay in Hazzard, and not with your aunt in Atlanta, and if we all can prove that you have a good home here, and expose your aunt’s true colors, then the judge just might let you stay here.”

“We couldn’t afford a lawyer, Uncle Jesse!” Luke exclaimed.

“I know. And if we can convince the judge ourselves, then we might not need him after all. Especially with Daisy here. She can say exactly what *she* wants.” He smiled, glancing over at them and raising his eyebrows. “You all ready for a little Duke shuck-and-jive?”

Bo grinned. “Yeah!” His answer was echoed by Luke.

Daisy frowned. “What’s shuck-and-jive mean?”

Bo thought for a second, frowning as he tried to figure out how to put it into normal words. “It’s… it’s kinda like gettin’ ourselves out of trouble by talking fast and bein’ a little bit sneaky. Kinda.”

“It means pulling some fast moves on somebody,” Luke spoke up, grinning mischievously. “Just wait. You’ll see.”

“Okay,” Daisy shrugged, then laughed a little. “You really think we have a chance of letting me stay in Hazzard, Uncle Jesse?”

“Well,” Jesse said slowly, looking at them, “it all depends, kids.”

“Sure there’s a chance,” Luke tried to lighten the mood, squeezing Daisy’s hand reassuringly and grinning. “We’re Dukes, ain’t we?”

“Yeah!” Bo half-shouted, and the pickup’s cab filled with slightly nervous, but happy, laughter.

Lady Daisy, ch. 7

by: Sarah Stodola

When Jesse Duke came home for lunch, he was surprised not to hear the boys. He checked the barn and called up into their treehouse, but received no answer.

He pushed down the rising feeling of worry. If one of the boys had gotten hurt, the other would have gone for help, and Jesse would have heard something about it, thanks to all the open CB channels in Hazzard County. If anyone wanted to have a private conversation, they had to switch to certain, mostly secret, channels. Which would not have been what the boys would have used to call for help.

So, no one was hurt. But where were they? *Maybe they went down to the creek.* Heartened by this idea, Jesse went into the house and looked around for a note. He nodded when he saw the slip of paper on the counter, and fetched the supplies for sandwiches, putting them on the table, without bothering to read it. Yes, surely that was where they had gone. They’d be home for lunch. He knew his boys. They wouldn’t miss a meal if the world was going to end in two hours.

But when noon came and gone, and there was no sign of Luke and Bo, he was starting to get worried again. Maybe they hadn’t gone fishing. Maybe they’d gone over to someone’s house. Jesse let another twenty minutes go past, then rose and walked over to the counter.

When he read what was penciled on that sheet of notebook paper, he leaned back heavily against the counter, bracing himself with his free hand. He squeezed his eyes shut, forcing himself not to panic. He knew they hadn’t run away. But, what “secret mission” could the two be on?

He shivered, reaching for the telephone, then changed his mind and went for the CB set instead, keying into the public channel. “Breaker, breaker,” he called, “Jesse Duke here. Anybody listenin’?”

“I gotcha,” the voice of Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane came to his ears. “What now, Jesse Duke?”

“Right here,” came a more friendly voice, that of Thaddeus Mennen from down the road.

“What’s up?” another voice answered, followed by similar responses from what felt like half the population of Hazzard County.

“Luke and Bo are missing, I don’t know where they are. They left a note about some sort of secret mission. Anybody seen ’em, in town or anyplace?”

One by one, the negatives came in. Jesse forced himself to breathe deeply, not to get any more worried than he already was.

“Okay. Could everybody keep their eyes open? It’s probably nothing, but with Bo and Luke, nothing can turn into a big something mighty fast.”

“Read you there, Jesse,” came the reply of a teenage voice, a young friend of the family named Cooter Davenport. “I’m on the road right now, I’ll keep my eyes peeled.”

“Same here,” Neil Adams reassured him. “I know what you feel like; my boys get into trouble too.”

“Sounds like a reg’lar search party!” Rosco sang gleefully into his mike. “I’m gone! Hee hee!”

When he finally hung up the CB, Jesse leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes. “Protect them, Lord,” was all he could say. He stood a chance of losing Daisy, forever, he couldn’t bear to think of losing one or both of the boys too.

###

“Daisy?”

“Huh?” She turned from staring out the window to see the maid peeking in the door, smiling. “Oh. Hi.”

“Hello.” The maid slipped in, smiling a little. “I know your aunt said no lunch for you, but I couldn’t bear to see a little girl go hungry.” She held up a small plate with a sandwich on it. It smelled like grilled cheese, and Daisy’s eyes widened a little. She looked up at the lady.

“I don’t want to get you in trouble…”

“Oh, nevermind. No trouble at all. Just don’t tell your aunt.” The young lady smiled.

Daisy smiled back, moving away from the window. “Thanks.”

The maid set the plate down on the school desk, wiping her hands on her apron. “I know it’s not fancy food like your aunt gets, but…”

“S’okay!” Daisy broke in, somewhat excitedly. “I love grilled cheese! I had it at the farm all the time!”

The maid smiled gently down at her. “You really loved it there, didn’t you?”

“Yes. Very much.” She sighed and came over, her stomach growling. “I wanted to stay there.”

“I hope you get the chance… I think it matters more that a child be happy than whether or not they have a whole lot of money. Gosh, my family didn’t, and there were ten of us!”

Daisy’s eyes got huge. “Ten kids! You’re kidding!”

“No!” The lady laughed quietly. “We never had much money, but we were happy.”

“That’s kind of how it is at the farm,” the girl admitted. “But we always had a whole lot of fun! The boys and I have a treehouse, and they had a No Girls Allowed’ club in the barn, but now I’m in it anyway.” She grinned a little. “I’m the only girl allowed, and only because I’m Luke and Bo’s cousin and it’s our barn, or so Luke says.” She leaned closer a little, as though divulging a secret. “But he and Bo wanted me in the club, even if I am a girl, because they say I can swim and climb just as good as they do. And that’s true,” she said proudly.

The maid laughed softly. “You are quite the tomboy down there, aren’t you?”

“Sure am.” Daisy sat in the chair and crossed her arms. She would have crossed her legs too, if she hadn’t been wearing a dress. Aunt Roseanne had taken away her jeans.

“And proud of it.” The maid shook her head a little, smiling, then turned to leave. “I have to get back to work before the missus notices I’m gone. I hope you get back to your farm.” She waved slightly and went out the door.

Daisy grinned and reached forward for the sandwich hungrily, feeling really cheerful for the first time since leaving Hazzard. If Bo’s plan, whatever it was, worked, she would be going home. Very soon.

###

It was after dark by the time Luke and Bo managed to find the manor that Daisy’s aunt lived in. They’d had some trouble, what with getting caught halfway down the road and having to find another ride, and then trying to find their way out of Atlanta proper to the Douglas manor. They’d managed to get lost several times on the way, too, even with the map book.

But they were there now. Bo went up to the gate and whistled, low, in admiration. “We’ll never get in there,” he whispered. “Look at the guards!” Just as he said that, one of the men guarding the gate strolled by, and Luke yanked his younger cousin down into a bush. Both boys held their breaths until he’d passed.

Bo turned to his cousin, eyes questioning. “How do we get in?”

Luke put a finger to his mouth, signaling to be quiet, then rose from his crouch and ran as silently as he could along the wall, away from the gate. When he stopped, Bo ran into him. “Careful!” he complained in a whisper.

“Sorry. How’re we gonna get in there?”

Luke looked up, gauging the height of the stone wall. Then he pointed. “Up ‘n’ over. C’mon, stand on my shoulders and see if you can jump to the top.”

“‘Kay.” The smaller boy dropped the bow he was carrying and clambered up, somewhat ungracefully, making Luke wince a couple of times. He slowly straightened, until he was standing, and balanced for a couple of seconds.

“Ow! C’mon, hurry up! You’re gettin’ heavy!”

Then Bo’s weight lifted away, and Luke looked up just in time to see him turn around and glance back down. “Hey, Luke, it’s really wide!” Then he scowled. “But, how’re you gonna get up?”

“You’re gonna have to help me.” Luke tossed up the bow and his backpack. “Here, put these up there.”

“Okay. Now what?”

He thought for a moment. “There’s a rope in my pack. Get it out and tie it to somethin’.”

Bo looked around him. “I don’t see… oh, okay. Here’s a little metal thing stickin’ up.” He worked for a few seconds, then the rest of the rope coil fell, hitting Luke on the head.

He grimaced, but gripped the rope. “Tied tight?”

“Yeah, tight as I can.”

Luke jumped, then wrapped his legs around the rope and climbed right up, a trick he’d learned a long time ago for getting into the hayloft before Jesse had bought a new ladder. When he reached the top, he reached up with one hand and Bo grabbed it, helping him the rest of the way. “Okay,” he whispered after getting his breath back, “now we go down.” He untied the granny knot that the other boy had made out of the rope from around a short piece of metal bar set in the top of the wall, then, gripping the rope, jumped down inside the wall. He landed lightly and turned to look back up. “Come on, Bo.”

Bo looked a bit nervous, but he tossed down Luke’s backpack and bow, then jumped, landing beside his cousin. He pointed to the big manor house across the lawn. “We gotta get over there. Daisy’s on the third floor, and over near the pool.”

Luke squinted through the darkness. “I see the water. That means she’s gotta be up there somewhere.” He pointed to a row of windows along one side of the house.

“Right.” Bo sounded nervous. Luke looked down at him.

“What?”

“I just don’t wanna get caught.”

“If we’re quiet, we won’t.” Luke started to run across the green, from bush to bush, and Bo followed closely. Finally they stood underneath the row of windows, looking up.

“Okay,” Luke said slowly, “here we go.” He slid out of his backpack, and exchanged it with Bo for the bow and arrows. He tugged at the bowstring, testing it, and looked up again. “Wish me luck.”

“Yeah,” Bo said fervently. “Be careful!”

Luke stepped back a little ways, several good paces from the side of the mansion, and pulled an arrow out of the quiver, tying one end of the rope to it, up near the tip. Fitting it to the string, he sighted, squinting in the darkness, and with a breathed prayer let fly.

The sharp twang of the bowstring was followed by a quick zip as the slender projectile flew through the air, then a quiet, but solid, thunk as the arrow lodged itself in a wooden windowsill. Luke tugged hard on the rope to make sure it was secure, then walked back up to the side of the house and handed his cousin the bow, reclaiming his backpack and tightening it around his shoulders. “Be careful,” Bo repeated as he dug his feet into the side of the building, then started up.

It was a slow climb, and not a particularly easy one either, but Luke finally made it up and over the stone ledge on the third story. He crouched on the ledge panting for several seconds, then looked back down. And wished he hadn’t. Swallowing hard, he forced his eyes to follow the path the ledge made outside the row of windows.

“Okay,” he told himself quietly. “You’ve come this far. No going back now.” Then he carefully stood and starting making his way along the ledge toward the only two lighted windows.

Daisy was sprawled out on the floor glancing through a not particularly interesting book when she heard the soft tap. She glanced up, her eyes flying to the window, and jumped to her feet, running to open the glass. She fought the window for a second, then it slid up, and her cousin Luke scrambled in.

“Luke!” The moment he was up, she threw her arms around him. “How’d you get up here?!”

He hugged her back briefly, then pulled his backpack off, zipping it open. “The same way we’re gettin’ out. Here.” He handed her a pair of jeans and a warm shirt. “Get out of that thing,” he pointed to her dress, “and we’ll go. Hurry!”

Nodding, Daisy ran to the bathroom with the armful, and hurriedly changed. She stood in front of the mirror and grinned at her reflection, feeling more like herself than she had in a while. Leaving the dress on the floor, she ran back out into the main area. Luke was glancing around, looking distinctly uncomfortable in the pink surroundings. “I know,” she told him. “I don’t like it either.”

His dark blue eyes met hers, and he smiled a little. “That looks much better.”

“I know.” Daisy glanced out the window while she pulled on the white jogging sneakers she’d been allowed for exercising. She leaped to her feet the moment she’d finished tying the laces. “How are we going to get out by the window?”

“That ledge.”

She frowned, then her eyes widened, and she swallowed. “*That* ledge? You gotta be kidding.”

“You do want out.”

“Of course.” She stalked to the window as Luke slipped out.

“Just don’t look down,” her cousin told her as she followed him, “and you’ll be fine.” Daisy decided to obey the advice. She didn’t really want to know how far down three stories was.

The two children made their way along the stone ledge carefully and slowly. Just as she was about to ask how they were going to get down, Luke crouched down and took firm hold of a rope attached to an arrow, imbedded deeply in one of the windowsills. “Whoa,” she whispered. “Down *that*?”

“Yep.” He let go with his feet, swinging in midair until he braced his feet against the side of the building. “Kinda like mountain climbing. Come on.”

She bit her lip, not at all sure she wanted to try this, but she gripped the rope, and squeezing her eyes shut, swung out and down until her own feet met the stone wall.

Down they went, slowly, hand-over-hand. She didn’t know how long it took, but it seemed forever until Luke whispered, “Okay, you can jump down now.” She shifted her gaze down to see the lawn only three feet below her, and jumped, her landing not totally graceful.

“Daisy!” a happy voice came, and Bo helped her up, then hugged her hard. He pulled back and she could see his happy grin. “You’re out!”

“We ain’t home free yet,” Luke reminded the other two. “Come on, we still gotta get back over that wall.”

The run across the green was uneventful, as was their climb up a tree and over the stone wall to the outside, to freedom. Once they stood on the other side, the three took off running, straight away from the wall, staying well away from the gate where any guards might see them.

Daisy and the boys came to the road, and ran a ways down it before stopping to catch their breaths. Then they stood in the center of the road, laughing, hugging, and generally celebrating.

“Thanks, you guys,” Daisy told them, eyes shining. “Really.”

“Aw, of course. You’re fam’ly,” Luke defended, sounding a bit embarrassed at having to admit he liked his little cousin.

Bo just slung a happy arm over her shoulders. “Jailbreak!” he laughed. “Wait’ll your aunt comes in tomorrow mornin’ to yell at you for somethin’!”

All three kids had to laugh at that, then Luke took the lead, starting down the road. “Come on. We ain’t free yet. We’ve got to get away from the city before then.”

Three young Dukes ran down the road. They left only an arrow with a rope tied to it, dangling down the side of the manor, as any indication that they’d even been there.