Creatures of Habit: Chapter 1

by: Tara

The police officer dumped the hot liquid from the cup out the window and crumpled it, then dropped the cup onto the floorboard on the passenger side of the vehicle. Blue eyes watched the sedan continue on its way. Rosco knew the occupant was aware of his presence. He could tell from how the sedan slowed down until his patrol car had caught up before it began to speed again.

He grabbed the cb mic from the box and pushed the talk button after bringing it close enough to speak into the receiver without yelling. “Alright, Grant Duke you better have a good explanation or I’m gonna run ya in.”

A thick southern drawl answered. “Rosco, I’m just on my way to see Becky. It’s her first day back at work and being away from the baby for more than a few hours. Thought maybe lunch would help her some.”

“Yeah, it probably will. Shame she can’t stay home with ’em.”

“We all gotta do what we have to try to get that farm back. Between the drought and storms the year before that, Jesse had to borrow more on that mortgage.”

“Been almost twenty five years since your folks took that out when the Depression hit.”

“Yeah, probably be another fifty before it’s all paid off at the rate things are going- Thanks for dropping that package off. Becky adored that blanket your mama crocheted for Bo and he favors it over the one that Martha made for ’em.”

“Khee, it was nothing. I was over that way on official business.”

“Seeing you lost a good cup of coffee, let me buy ya one?”

“You tryin’ to bribe me?”

“Just a chance to catch up is all.” Grant saw the sign for the town limit on Route 36 coming up. It was the road that went ran past the County Courthouse and bank. It ran by just about everything in the small business section of Hazzard. Ninety five percent of the area was farms, creeks and swamp land.

“Ok,” Rosco agreed as the patrol car came to a stop a block from the bank in back of the sedan. He put the cb mic down and got out of his vehicle. Grant met him on the sidewalk and the two tall dark haired gentlemen conversed for a few minutes under the watchful blue eyes of a young dishwater blonde dressed in a blouse and skirt, who stood at the bank window that over looked the street.

She reckoned they were discussing Grant’s run with his brothers this evening. What time were they leaving and all that. Becky knew Jesse didn’t like it, but Rosco was a good friend and he watched out for the Duke family like they were his own. He was favored to win the Sheriff election coming up and that was something for only being a year into his chosen career. Everyone in Hazzard respected the twenty six old law officer.

“Excuse me miss, I have an appointment with J.D. Hogg.” A pleasant voice called from behind her.

Becky turned and blue eyes narrowed at the shaggy blond haired man standing on the other side of the counter. “You know he’s over at the county building this time of day. He’s probably going to be leaving for lunch in a few minutes.”

He reached a hand up and touched her cheek. “Maybe I’d like to have dessert first.”

Becky shoved his hand away. “Rosco and Grant will be coming in here, they are right outside.”

“They were heading to the café when I see ’em a moment ago,” A man with resemblance to the first gentleman walked up to the counter. “Where’s the key to that,” He gestured to the door he had just walked in.

She tossed a set of keys at him. “The combination to the vault is four left, thirty right and seventeen left.”

“Did I ask for that?” He snarled.

“No,” She shook her head and stepped back from the counter when another man came in the door before it was locked. “I just figured that would be your next question and didn’t want to waste time.”

“Don’t try to think ahead sugar, can get a pretty face like yours in trouble.” The threesome snickered and huddled for a moment before two of them went toward the vault, the other came around the counter.

“Stop it!” Daney shouted to her cousin who stood in the middle of the Haggard family plot on Boot Hill. She had been observing him for a few minutes. He almost proceeded in knocking over the head stone.

He was so full of negative emotion; she was hesitant to approach the tall blond. Newspaper clippings and court documents told a tale of three brothers who brutally violated a female employee while they robbed the Hazzard Bank.

One of them died inside the building after Grant shoved him hard through the double doors that another fella had escaped out of. Rosco easily captured the criminal but the dark haired Duke crumbled in a heap on the concrete steps. The last robber in the bank shot him and then fired at Rosco.

The Sheriff returned the favor and ended up the only other survivor besides the fella who was captured. He didn’t face murder charges since Becky, Grant Duke and the two other men died of head injuries not gun shot wounds. He was sentenced to twenty five years for assault and battery, bank robbery.

Now all this time later, the fella was bragging that the deaths of Bo and Luke’s folks had been deliberate… to get the Duke family out of the moonshine business. Bo wanted the case reopened; there was no statue of limitation for murder.

Luke wanted it to remain closed. The oldest cousin had a good argument; Rosco had gotten the man put away for the community’s safety with a solid investigation and no matter what happened, it would not bring anyone back.

“What do you want me to do, be a coward?” Bo screamed.

“Absolutely not. I want you to get in the car. So we can go over to Capitol City.”

“What’s there?”

“If you had listened before you ran out, Jesse was talking about going to a handwriting expert. I can’t blame you for leaving the house like ya did,” Daney gave her cousin two options to discuss.

“What can this person tell us?” Bo wiped his muddy boots along one of the markers in the ground.

Daney made no comment on her cousin’s action. “That’s the good news. Rosco found some papers with your folk’s signatures on ’em. So him and Jesse took those over to a lady.”

Bo smiled and sandy eyebrows arched up. “A lady- is she cute?”

“I don’t know. Why don’t we go find out?” Daney offered a hand to her cousin.

“Ok,” Bo took her hand in his and they began to walk down the hill to the Dodge sedan where Luke and Daisy were waiting.

The two older cousins had figured the youngest would come around. The vehicle with four occupants was soon speeding along on Jct. 74 with Daisy at the wheel, Daney riding shotgun, and the boys in the backseat mending their relationship. The scent of wild spring flowers in bloom wavered through the open windows.

“Rosco, why is he doin’ this now?” Jesse was asking the Sheriff when the cousins walked into an office located on Oak Street. There was a large framed picture of fruit and vegetables on the left wall, a book shelf on the right wall with a filing cabinet under it and two large windows that overlooked Maple Street Park.

“Because he’s a coward,” Daisy stated her observation. “I’m sorry y’all but that’s just how I feel.”

“Don’t worry about it cousin, I think we all feel that way.” Daney smiled. The Sheriff, her uncle and the boys nodded in agreement. “You must be Miss Wilder,” She spoke to the woman behind the small metal desk. “It’s nice to meet you. I’m Daney. This is Daisy, Bo and Luke. Have you done the tests yet?”

“It’s nice to meet each of you- no I haven’t done the tests yet. I wanted to have all of you here,” She smiled.

“Thank you, ma’am.” The boys grinned and plopped their lanky frames on opposite sides of the desk. The girls took the last two chairs in the office.

Everyone watched Miss Wilder put disposable gloves on. She began to look at the papers that were in front of her using a reticle. Which she placed back in its case a few minutes and grabbed a ruler before looking up at the group.

“I can do more tests if you wish but just from a preliminary exam, I concur with the Sheriff that these documents were not written by the same person. Let me show you why,” She then pointed to one of the papers with the edge of a ruler. “This is characteristic of a right hander.” The ruler moved to the other paper, “A left hander.”

“Is there anyway you could tell us who wrote it?” Jesse questioned the young woman.

“If you have someone in mind, just drop a sample of their known handwriting off here and I’ll be happy to look at it for you.” Miss Wilder replied and fixed her glasses that were slipping down her nose.

“What time you open in the morning?” Daney inquired. She already had an idea of how to go about getting a sample.

“Nine but I arrive at eight sometimes if we have a lot to do.”

“One of us will be here at eight thirty then if that’s alright?” Daisy said.

“Works for me,” Miss Wilder smiled. “If you have any other concerns before then, here is my number.” She gestured to a little box that had business cards in it. Rosco and both of the boys took one.

“Thank you again, miss.” Jesse tipped his red cap at her and followed the others from the room. Outside, the group discussed their next move. After a few minutes of conversation, the white haired farmer went to the post office.

“Hello Jesse,” Miss Tisdale’s eyelashes fluttered and her hands folded nervously on the counter.

“Afternoon, Emma.” Jesse retrieved a plastic number card and set it down.

Miss Tisdale took it and hung it back up. “I hope everything is alright. Talk around town is Bo ain’t your nephew.”

“It’s all a load of cow manure, Emma. That boy is as much Duke as any of us. I’ll tell if I was in an ornery mood- But I got better things to do- Could I have my mail, please?” Jesse brought the subject back to why he was at her place of business. He didn’t care to discuss anything about what had been said or gossiped about.

The post mistress glanced to the mail boxes behind her. The one for the family had nothing in the slot. “You don’t have any, Jesse you’re welcome to stop by my place for coffee if you need someone to talk too.” Emma smiled at him.

He patted her hand and smiled. “I know but right now I gotta get over to the butcher shop. My meat grinder broke.” Jesse paused and rolled his eyes when Miss Tisdale hiccupped after giggling. “So I had to drop some stuff off to them and if I want to have dinner, I gotta get there before they close. Have a good day and take care.”

“You too, Jesse.” Miss Emma waved at him. She began to finish the job of putting the new stamps in the drawer like she had been before he came in. She sighed seeing him head into the flower shop and come out with a bouquet of flowers.

Jesse pulled his watch from the pocket of his overalls. He flicked the cover open with his thumbnail and snapped it closed after checking the time on the big clock in the town square. The antique timepiece was placed back in the pocket and the elderly farmer continued on his errands. He chuckled softly seeing the General Lee and Dixie outside the police station behind the patrol cars.

* * *

Dishwater blonde hair touched the hem of a simple chiffon summer dress. The woman put her arms around Luke’s neck and pulled him close. Moonlight streamed through cracks in the barn roof.

Orange blossom perfume hit his nose. Luke wrapped his arms around her waist in a gentle embrace. His fingers laced together and hands to rest on the small of her back. Her fingers rubbed the nape of his neck. Luke smiled as she laid her head on his shoulder.

The couple stayed like that for a moment. Luke tilted his head and brought his face close to her’s. His eyes closed, and his lips brushed across his companion’s. His left hand slipped and came to grab her hip.

She murmured at the surprise attention. Her fingers came up through the thick locks of dark wavy hair and then to rest on his flushed cheeks. She brought her mouth to his Adam’s apple and planted a tender kiss.

Luke’s eyes flew open at the spine tingling sensation.

The blonde took one hand off Luke’s neck and her fingers came up to stroke along his jaw line. Her other hand slid down to hold his hand that was still on her back. “Why don’t we sit down?” She whispered.

“Alright,” Luke agreed. He allowed her to lead him to the window across from the hay door. His body sunk down on the fleece blanket covered hay bale. A heavy sigh escaped from his throat.

She kneeled and placed her hands on the dress jean covered thighs.

Luke brought his arms down to dangle over the side of the hay bale. “That feels good,” He mumbled when her hands moved to his stomach and began to massage.

“I’m glad you like that,” She ran her palms up his plaid shirt and stopped at his broad shoulders.

Luke closed his eyes and let his mind drift back over some fond memories. She placed her hands on his face and rubbed his temples. She worked her way down his neck, upper torso and legs. His eyes flew open as her hands unbuttoned the snaps of the shirt.

“I shouldn’t have done that,” she turned away.

Luke put one hand in her hair and the other reached to brush fingertips over her cheek. She turned back to him. He leaned forward and kissed the top of her head.

A shy smile came over her lips. She buried her face into his chest and listened to his heartbeat. His kisses and gentle caressing of her hair continued.

* * *

Two pair of hazel eyes glanced around the living full of mounted wildlife. Apparently, Haggard had kept himself busy hunting and fishing since his release. Some of the items looked older. “I’m not sure.” Daney whispered to her cousin. It could be anything from the typical buck head over the fireplace, the raccoon and squirrel bookends or a fish from the shelf next to the gun cabinet in the corner on the other side of a bird display.

“Just don’t seem right,” Daisy whispered. She glanced to the salt and pepper haired man sprawled on the couch, the top of the furniture touched the bottom of the picture window.

Daney wasn’t sure if her cousin was talking about them coming to look for the paper or the critters.

Daisy looked over the head, half, wall, pedestal and custom scene mounts again. In the moonlight, it was eerie and mystic. She felt like she was in a museum after dark. The only thing missing was a full body type. What they needed was a paper no bigger than a bookmark, something Haggard wouldn’t think twice. “C’mon,” She lifted a hand and tugged on her cousin’s long hair.

“Is that what I think it is?” Daney wondered softly out loud. Her hands reached toward a four inch willow hoop. A spider web pattern had been formed inside the circle with twine. Three red feathers hung from brown suede laces. She guessed the dream catcher had been a gift or made by one of Haggard’s daughters. She tilted her head and glanced to the floor. A white slip, the size of a gas station receipt lay on the wooden floor.

She stooped down and using the bandana from her pocket, retrieved the item. It was labeled Ale’s Taxidermy. Viewing Haggard’s son’s name, the paper dropped back to the light colored wooden surface. Payne worked at that particular establishment. The paper would not be helpful but maybe a trip to the tannery would unearth something new. Daney guessed it would be just a wild tangent. She wondered how Bo and Luke were faring with Charity and Grace.

The two women had something in common with the blond Duke. Their father had gone to prison before their birth. The Duke family had not been the only victims of the circumstances. Sometimes people forgot that in only looking at the major details of the ordeal. There were probably folks who wondered how their mother, a law student had given all that up for some one like Haggard. The answer would not be found here. It was somewhere that held a special meaning for the man on the couch.

“Daisy, didn’t the Haggards own the tannery?” She whispered to her cousin.

“Yes. The girls and Payne were too young to carry on the family business.” Daisy replied.

“But the deaths didn’t stop the two hundred year Duke tradition,” Daney paused.

Daisy shook her head in disagreement. “Is that gonna help us find a paper?”

“I think so,” Daney nodded. “It couldn’t hurt to check the business out-” She stopped in mid sentence at squeak of the bedroom door. “Bo?” She thought to herself looking at the tall, wavy blond haired man who leaned in the archway. He returned the woman’s glance with a dark flashing blue eyed stare.

“What are you doin’ here?” He asked crisply.

“Looking for evidence that will clear up a rumor,” Daisy answered truthfully.

“You won’t find it in this room,” He tapped a boot heel on the wooden floor.

“We were just discussin’ that possibility,” Daney said quietly. Hazel eyes glanced in the direction of another noise. The older Haggard shifted in position, appeared to be stirring awake.

Payne made sure he had both women’s attention before he spoke again. “You want someone to take you to the tannery.”

“Not exactly,” Daisy replied.

“If another place is the answer, we’re all for goin’ there.” Daney added. “All we want is for our cousins to be happy again.”

Payne chuckled. “Fantasy ain’t my cup of coffee.” He looked over at the figure sleeping on the couch and back at one of the women. “Why couldn’t you have just gone to the business first?”

Daney blinked in surprise. “Seemed like this would be the best place to find anything.” She sensed something in the man’s demeanor and tone of voice. But the off chance of being wrong kept the brunette from saying more.

Daisy wasn’t quite as shy. “You want to help us?”

“Be a fool not too.” Payne smiled.

Hometown Honeymoon: Chapter 8

by: Susan Porter

The next several days passed uneventfully and,
dangerously, they found themselves relaxing their
guard. Enos got caught up in Daisy’s wedding plans
and Rosco became absorbed in the day to day running of
Hazzard County while Bo, Luke and Cooter became
absorbed in the preparations for the celebration,
taking Uncle Jesse’s orders.

Meanwhile, the two heavies, holed up in a shack near
Hazzard Pond, kept up on the plans through the Hazzard
Gazzette. And they planned.

Clarence Mathers was the actual planner while Dak
merely followed orders. The plan was a simple one;
take out Rosco and Enos while at the same time getting
something for themselves, the infamous Civil War chest
that was supposed to put Hazzard on the map.

The day of the celebration dawned bright and warm.
Everyone in Hazzard was there to celebrate, unaware of
the danger around them. But for the five men whose
job it was to make sure everything went as planned,
the day was going to be anything but a celebration.

“Are you ready?”

Enos, Rosco, Bo, Luke and Cooter looked uneasy as they
each nodded to the other. They knew what had to be
done and were ready to do it but didn’t like the idea
of putting innocent lives in danger. And they still
hadn’t told Daisy.

Daisy, meanwhile, patrolled the small crowd that was
gathered at the town gazebo, searching the eyes of
each person for someone she didn’t recognize.
Everyone greeted her with the warm friendliness of
hometown knowledge and jokingly quizzed her about the
wedding that was to take place later that day. Though
she was uneasy about it, she smiled and reassured
everyone. She loved Enos, she just wasn’t sure if she
could trust him.

She knew that the men were up to something. Something
that, as a Hazzard County deputy, she should have
known about. It wasn’t good to start a marriage out
this way. They would have to talk. Before the
wedding.

Everyone turned at the courthouse doors opened and
Rosco emerged, followed by Bo and Luke who carried the
chest while Enos and Cooter who brought up the rear.
The two historians who had already made their way to
the gazebo waited impatiently, their speeches in hand.
Bo and Luke hauled the chest up the steps and placed
it at Rosco’s feet.

“This is a great day in the history of Hazzard County.
Two weeks ago, these two men, diving in Hazzard
Swamp, discovered this chest that was buried during
the Civil War by a Confederate general. The contents
of this chest are unknown to everyone, including
myself. Without further ado may I introduce
Professors Mac Peters and George Frost.”

There was a smattering of applause as the two
approached the dais and again after they made their
brief speeches. Finally Rosco, with Enos at his side,
bent to the rusty lock that held the chest closed and
prepared to open it.

Two shots rang out and both Rosco and Enos fell.
There was screaming and Daisy watched, horrified, as
blood sprayed from Enos’ chest. Two men, both
brandishing guns, approached the gazebo and lifted the
chest. “All right, nobody move!

Bo, Luke, Cooter and Cletus took up defensive
positions and prepared to draw their own guns when one
man reached out and grabbed hold of Daisy, holding his
gun to her head. “Nobody moves or the pretty lady
gets it.”

The men backed away and, with Daisy and the chest,
climbed into a dark blue sedan and roared out of town.
Acting quickly Bo and Luke ran to the General Lee and
chased after them, closely followed by Cooter, Uncle
Jesse, Cletus, Rosco and Enos.

As they chased the men through the countryside Bo and
Luke fretted over the plan they had conceived. It had
gone wrong somehow, Daisy wasn’t meant to be taken
hostage.

“Did you see the look on Daisy’s face when Enos fell?”

“Maybe we should have told her what we were up to.”

“Too late now, we can only hope she’ll forgive us.”

“How are we going to rescue her?”

Enos voice came over the radio. “Back off guys.”

“Enos, we can’t. They’ve got Daisy.”

“And they’re mine!”

Luke opened his mouth to argue but Uncle Jesse
interrupted. “Now, boys, you do as Enos says. Daisy
is his responsibility now.”

Bo and Luke watched in the rearview mirror as, one by
one, the others let Enos overtake them. Bo gripped
the steering wheel and eyed his cousin. “What should
we do, Luke?”

Luke nodded toward the car ahead of them. “We got a
better chance of catching them in the General. Go to
it, Bo.”

They sped up but soon found themselves neck in neck
with a very angry Enos. “I said back off!”

Bo, stunned, let off the gas a little and watched in
amazement as Enos maneuvered his way in front of the
sedan, stopping them. With a low whistle Bo
maneuvered the General behind them, blocking the
escape route. Enos exited the car and advanced on the
man who had gotten out of the car and was attempting
to escape while the other tangled with Daisy.

Luke slid out of the General and was coming to what he
thought would be Enos rescue when the man Enos had
been angling with flew through the air and landed at
Luke’s feet, unconscious. The second man, who had
given up trying to wrestle Daisy and had gone for the
chest, soon followed.

Enos, breathing heavy, rushed to Daisy and pulled her
into his arms. “Daisy, honey, are you okay?”

Daisy rained kisses on Enos face then, tearfully, ran
her hands over his chest. “You’re alive!” Her
relief quickly turned to anger. “Why are you alive?”

“Daisy, I…”

“I knew it! You had a plan and didn’t tell me! Enos,
how could you?” She jerked away from him and walked
into a nearby meadow, her back to them all.

“I think we’ve made her mad. Enos, she loves you, you
go talk to her.”

Enos sighed and nodded. “Leave the General here, will
ya, guys?”

As they left Enos started off across the field after
Daisy. “Daisy, come here, we have to talk.”

She turned on him. “We have nothing to discuss Enos
Strate! You just stay away from me!”

He grabbed her arms, preventing her from retreating
further. “No, I will not leave you alone! I love
you, Daisy Duke, whether you want to believe it or
not! And we’re not leaving here until we get this
straightened out!”

“I don’t believe you!” There were tears on her
cheeks.

She struggled against him, breaking away into a run.
Enos quickly caught her and together they fell, Enos
trapping Daisy on the ground. Breathing heavy he sat
on top of her, straddling her abdomen without putting
his full weight on her. “We’re going to get this
straightened out if it takes all day and night!”

She said nothing; her eyes burning anger and hurt.
“Are you mad because we didn’t include you in the plan
to capture those two? We were only trying to protect
you, you know.”

“I could have defended myself!”

“Daisy, I know you can defend yourself, but this was
different. Honey,” he let go of her arms and began to
unbutton his shirt, pushing aside the bullet proof
vest to reveal a long, jagged scar, “this is what I
was trying to protect you from.”

Daisy’s expression changed, she was beginning to
listen. She reached up and traced the scar with her
fingernail. “What happened?”

“Mary Evans. She came to L.A. about three years ago,
leaving a television station in Kansas City to anchor
at KTLA. She also left to escape a man who was
stalking her.”

“Stalking?”

“This man followed her to LA. She called us and I was
assigned to guard her. I was to pretend to be her
boyfriend, go out and be seen with her. Hopefully
draw his attention away from her. It took nearly six
months, but he came after me. Nearly killed me before
some other officers got him. I spent six weeks in the
hospital, recovering.

“When I got out there was an invitation from Uncle
Jesse, inviting me to the homecoming. I thought it
was fate. You see, the entire time I was in the
hospital you were the only person I could think of. I
have always loved you, Daisy. I always will.

“While I was here I discovered that you loved me too.
Knowing that I could wait forever until you were ready
to marry me. When I returned to LA though I received
a shock. I had been removed from active duty and was
assigned to a desk job. They thought I was incapable
of pounding a beat anymore.”

“I…”

“I tried daisy. For nine months I sat behind that
desk and typed reports while my fellow officers risked
their lives. I couldn’t do it. That was when I
decided to look for another job.

“Mary found out what had happened and phoned me. She
felt guilty. She tried to find me a job but I told
her it wasn’t necessary. That was when I came home.”

“You’ve been living in Hazzard?”

He nodded. “I was going to explain when I came to get
you but then Uncle Jesse had his heart attack and
needed you so I was going to wait until after the
wedding. Now I’m not even sure there’s going to be a
wedding.”

Daisy reached up and caressed Enos’ face. “I’m so
sorry. I know how much you love being a policeman.”

Enos took her face between his hands and lowered his
mouth over hers, kissing her deeply. Daisy clung to
him weakly, reeling in his embrace. She loved this
man, she had always loved him and always would, and
nothing else mattered.

“I love you, Daisy. That’s more important than any
job I could ever have.” He whispered the words
against her mouth. Smiling, he stood and offered her
his hand. “I have been busy since I left the force.
I have a surprise for you.”

He lifted her into the General and climbed behind the
wheel, a bandana in his hands. Folding it, he tied it
across her eyes then turned the key, the engine
roaring to life. “Enos,” Daisy clutched at the
bandana, “what’s going on?”

Enos put his hand over Daisy’s, preventing her from
removing the makeshift blindfold. “Just be patient.
I’ll let you know when you can take it off.”

They traveled in silence for several minutes before
Enos turned off the road onto a gravel drive and shut
off the engine. He climbed out of the car and
assisted Daisy, positioning her. “All right, you can
take it off now.”

She pulled off the blindfold and was shocked to find
herself standing in front of the old Sullivan
plantation, the house she had wanted to live in since
she was a girl. “Enos…”

He took her hand and led her up the porch steps to the
front door. Swinging her into his arms he unlocked
the door and carried her over the threshold into a
newly decorated hall. “Welcome home, Daisy.”

“Enos, you did this for me?”

He lowered her to her feet and encircled her waist
lazily with his arms, nodding. “We’re going to live
in Hazzard. That is if you can leave your job at the
university.”

Daisy nodded. “I was offered a job with the EPA,
right here in Hazzard.”

“That fits right in with my plan. You see, Rosco has
decided to retire as sheriff of Hazzard. He offered
me the job.”

As his words sank in, a slow smile crept across
Daisy’s face. Enos was giving her everything she
could ever want. She pulled him close, planting small
kisses over his face. “Enos Strate, you are the most
amazing man. I love you.” She looked up into his
eyes, her own shining with adoration. “Marry me?”

Enos answer was to kiss her breathless.

 

“Do you, Daisy Duke, take this man to be your lawful
wedded husband? To have and to hold from this day
forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for
poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to
cherish, til death do you part?”

Her words were almost a whisper. “I do.”

“And do you, Enos Strate, take this woman to be your
lawful wedded wife? To have and to hold from this day
forward, for better, for worse, for richer for poorer,
in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish til
death do you part?”

Everyone in Hazzard heard the answer. “I do.”

Rosco smiled. “Then by the power vested in me by the
state of Georgia, I now pronounce that you are man and
wife.” He leaned forward. “You can kiss her now,
Enos.”

As his mouth descended over hers fireworks, Rosco’s
wedding present to them, began to explode over Hazzard
Pond, showering colored lights over the wedding party.
Laughing, Daisy looked up into her husband’s eyes,
shouting, “I love you, Mr. Strate!”

Enos enveloped her into a crushing embrace and
whispered harshly against her ear, “I love you too,
Mrs. Strate. I love you too.”

Hometown Honeymoon: Chapter 7

by: Susan Porter

“It was a bomb all right. If Rosco had opened that
package he wouldn’t be sitting here now. We’d be
looking for a new sheriff.”

Cooter’s dire words rang hollowly in the ears of the
men gathered around Rosco’s desk, planning.
Conspicuous by her absence was the still angry Daisy
Duke. They had all agreed that keeping her out of
harm’s way was a good idea. Of course, convincing
Daisy of that was another story. That unpleasant task
fell to Enos, with whom she was already angry.

“From the description Mrs. Murphy gave Daisy I’d say
that the man is Dak Evans. We arrested him and his
partner, Clarence Mathers, about thirteen years ago
for counterfeiting. They were Boss Hogg’s partners
but they turned on him so he turned on them. They
swore in court that they would get us back.”

“How are we going to draw them into the open without
alerting them to our plan?”

“And how are we going to carry out our plan, whatever
it is, without alerting Daisy?”

Daisy, meanwhile, paced in front of her Uncle Jesse,
her anger radiating from her. “I can’t believe the
way he talked to me! Treated me as if I were a stupid
child! I knew that package might have been dangerous.
I wasn’t going to open it.”

“He was just trying to keep you safe. He loves you.”

“I know that, Uncle Jesse, but that’s no reason to
talk to me like that. I just don’t understand what’s
going on. It’s as if he doesn’t trust me.”

Jesse reached for his niece’s hand to calm her, force
her to pay attention. “Has it ever occurred to you,
Daisy, that maybe he was afraid that, no matter how
careful you were that you might be hurt. That he
didn’t want anything to happen to you. Wouldn’t you
have done the same thing if you were in his place?”

“But…”

“If the two of you were in the swamp and he picked up
a poisonous berry and started to eat it, wouldn’t you
yell at him to put it down? Get him away from it as
quickly as possible?”

“Yes, but that would just be for his own good!”

“And you would do it because you love him and you know
more about that situation than he does.”

Uncle Jesse’s reasoning began to sink in. Daisy
relaxed then smiled. uncle Jesse was right, just like
always. She bent and kissed her uncle’s cheek. “I’m
going to change then go find Enos. I think I need to
apologize to him.”

“I think so too.”

Enos arrived at the Duke farm just as Daisy was coming
out the back door, dressed in heels and a pretty blue
dress. “Enos,” she smiled sweetly, kissing his
cheek, “why don’t you and I go someplace private where
we can talk?”

Hand in hand they walked toward the barn. “I’m sorry
about this afternoon.” She finally spoke when they
stood in the protective shadows. “I didn’t realize
you were trying to protect me.”

He arm slid around her and he held her tight against
him. “I love you, Daisy. I didn’t want to take the
chance of loosing you. I’ve had a lot of experience
with those package bombs, they can be tricky. I’m
sorry if it sounded like anything other then concern.”

“I don’t like being angry at you.” she confessed.

“I don’t like it either. I spent most of the day half
afraid you were going to burst into the office, throw
my ring at me and tell me that you never wanted to see
me again. I couldn’t think for worrying.”

“Oh, Enos, you are the most wonderful man.” she
touched his cheek, her mouth caressing his. “You were
right, Enos. Anything really good is worth waiting
for. And this is going to be the best.”

Watching them from the kitchen Jesse Duke smiled. One
down, two to go.

Hometown Honeymoon: Chapter 6

by: Susan Porter

Rosco Coltrane exited the home he had once shared with
his mother, his pet beagle Toodles, hugged to his
chest. Rosco was in a hurry. Once again he was late,
this time it was for an appointment with Doctor
Appleby, Jr. for his annual physical. He had
forgotten about it until his phone had rung a few
minutes before and a friendly voice, Appleby’s nurse,
reminded him of his forgetfulness.

Toodles bark brought Rosco to attention. At his feet,
he had nearly tripped over it, was a package wrapped
in brown paper. As he bent to pick it up he felt
something nick his ear. Irritably he flicked at it
as, nearby, a car back fired. The screams of a woman
across the street and the warm trickle of blood
alerted Rosco that he had been shot.

Putting a hand up to staunch the flow of blood, Rosco
quickly made his way to his car and drove himself to
the doctor’s office where he was met by his anxious
staff of auxiliary deputies.

“Did you see anything, Rosco?”

“Mrs. Murphy, the lady who lives across the street
from me, she was screaming when I left the house.
Daisy, could you go talk to her? Maybe she can help.”

When Daisy was gone and Bo and Luke had gone to
relieve Cletus and Cooter, Rosco and Enos, both
veteran lawmen, eyed each other uncomfortably. They
both knew the situation had just become much more
serious than they had anticipated. “Rosco, we have to
get them out of harms way. These guys are out to kill
us. Maybe we should consider calling in the FBI.”

Rosco shook his head. “We can’t do that, Enos. If we
were to call in the feds the first thing they would do
is call off the celebration. We have national media
coming in to cover the opening of the chest. I’m
hoping this will attract business. Hazzard needs
this, Enos.”

Enos sighed. Rosco was right. Hazzard needed all the
economic help it could get. “We’ve got to do
something, Rosco. I don’t want Daisy hurt.”

Rosco examined his repaired ear in the mirror,
wincing. “This sure hurts worse than it looks.
Enos,” he turned, “I don’t want to see civilians hurt
any more than you do. I agree that this has been
moved up a notch and that we need to do something.
But what? Tell them that we can handle this and that
they don’t need to serve as deputies anymore. That
should keep them out of the way.”

Enos shook his head, handing Rosco his hat. “You and
I both know the Duke’s aren’t going to quit helping
just because we ask them not to. No, we’re going to
have to draw those bad boys out. And we’re going to
need Bo and Luke’s help.”

“What about Daisy?”

Enos shook his head. “I want her out of this, Rosco.
Any way we have to.”

Rosco eased into the passenger seat of his patrol car,
allowing Enos to slip behind the wheel. “All right,
we’ll keep Daisy out of this. I can’t say I
particularly enjoy putting her in danger anyway.”

Meanwhile Daisy was interviewing a very frightened
Mrs. Murphy who had gotten a surprisingly good view of
what had happened. “I’ve never seen sucha terrible
thing in my life, Daisy! Someone shooting at Rosco!
Why, what are things coming to!”

“Did you see the man who shot at Rosco?”

“I should say I did! Got a good look at him when he
dropped that package off just before Rosco came out of
his house. Then, oh, he stood right on my sidewalk
and shot at poor Rosco…”

“He dropped off a package?”

“Yes, it’s still sitting there.” she nodded toward
Rosco’s front stoop where Toodles sat beside a small
plain wrapped package. “Oh, he was frightful looking
Daisy. And that gun, he just pulled it out of his
jacket pocket and shot!”

Keeping an eye on the package, Daisy tried to comfort
the frightened womnan. “What did he look like? Can
you remember any details?”

Mrs. Murphy chewed her bottom lip. “He was a tall
man, skinny. Dark hair, clean shaven, I think. He
was wearing jeans and a jean jacket. No hat. Oh, and
he had a scar on his face. Left cheek.” she ran her
finger down the length of her own cheek then shivered.

“Did you see where he went after he shot Rosco?”

“He got into a car and drove away toward town. I
think it was blue, maybe black. It was one of them
new sports cars.”

“Thank you, Mrs. Murphy.” Daisy patted the older
woman’s gnarled shaky hand. “You’ve been a great deal
of help.”

Mrs. Murphy’s keen eye, she had once been a school
teacher, caught the glint of Enos’ ring on Daisy’s
finger. “Is that what I think it is young lady?”

Daisy laughed uncomfortably. “Yes, ma’am. It’s an
engagement ring.”

“Enos?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Are you going to marry him this time or am I going to
have to return yet another wedding gift?”

“No, ma’am. This time I am going to marry Enos
Strate, nothing can stop me. I love him too much.”

“It’s about time, young lady. Your Uncle Jesse needs
some little ones around the house again, keeps a body
young. That’s why I still teach piano. Mark my
words, girl, that man will make you a fine husband.
And a good father. You take care of him.”

“Yes, ma’am. I will. Speaking of men, I’d better go
and check on Rosco.” she backed off the porch and
went to her patrol car, leaning in to get the c.b.
when she heard Mrs. Murphy call from her front porch
rocker.

“You will catch that awful man who shot Rosco, won’t
you?”

“Yes, ma’am. We’ll do our best.” she turned and
spoke into the hand unit. “This is Daisy calling
Rosco and any other deputies that might have their
ears on out there. I just talked to Mrs. Murphy and
she gave me a fair description of the man who shot
Rosco. The same man left a package on Rosco’s front
step. I’m going to get it right now. I’ll bring it
to the courthouse.”

“Daisy, this is Enos! Keep away from that package!
Rosco and I are on our way, we’ll handle it!”

“But, Enos, I’m right here, I can…”

“Do as I say, Daisy. You don’t know what’s in that
package.”

Fuming Daisy gripped the steering wheel, her anger
turning her knuckles white. Enos was treating her
like a child. She realized the danger that the
package posed and only meant to remove it from Rosco’s
neighborhood before anything further could happen.
But Enos wasn’t listening, he knew everything…

Rosco’s squad car pulled up in front of his house
followed by Cletus and Cooter in a separate patrol car
carrying a large metal box. Daisy sat in her car,
fuming, and watched as Enos and Cletus placed the
package in the box and carried it away from the house,
running to dive behind the car when the box rested on
the ground. The explosion that followed rocked the
box but left it intact. As the smoke cleared and the
others drew close to inspect it, Enos approached
Daisy’s car. Angrily she started the engine and put
the car into gear, revving the engine. “Daisy, I…”

“Save it, Enos. You already put me in my place.
Stupid Daisy, get herself blown up without you to
protect her.” she began to pull away but Enos stopped
her.

“Where are you going?”

“On patrol I’ll file my report on the shooter’s
description at the courthouse. Don’t worry, I won’t
mess that up!”

As she roared away, Enos stood in the middle of the
road, watching her as she disappeared in an angry
cloud of dust. If only she could know that he was
trying to portect her. “I love you, Daisy.” he
whispered before turning back to the men gathered
around the smoking metal box.

Hometown Honeymoon: Chapter 5

by: Susan Porter

That evening the entire Duke family spent time around
the dinner table, discussing the plans for Daisy’s
high school reunion and the opening of the Civil War
chest, both events having been scheduled to take place
at the same time. After dinner Bo and Luke went off
for their turn at duty guarding the chest while Enos
and Daisy did the dinner dishes and talked to Uncle
Jesse until the older man yawned widely and left the
younger ones to their fun. Enos wiped the last of the
dishes and looked over at Daisy who looked like she
hadn’t slept in days. “Why don’t you do out on the
porch and get some fresh air. I’ll finish here and
bring us some coffee.”

Daisy left the house, Sarge at her heels. The
crickets greeted her, breaking the stillness of the
evening. “Quite a guy, isn’t he?” she smiled,
reaching into her pocket and pulling out a cellophane
wrapped apple peel. She traced the S-shape with her
fingernail, remembering the words Enos had said to her
nearly one year before. “‘We belong to each other,
even fate says so. I’ll just have to wait til you
grow up.'”

“I’m grown up now, Enos.” she whispered.

“Did you say something, Daisy?” The screen door
opened and Enos emerged, two steaming cups of coffee
in his hands.

“Just talking to myself.” she accepted a cup from him
and took a sip, relaxing as she felt the caffeine
coarse through her system.

His eyes fell on the peel. “You kept it, the apple
peel, I mean.”

“Yes,” she nodded, smiling, “and I read your letters,
all 476 of them. They kept me company on cold winter
nights when I was missing you. Reading those letters
made me feel so close to you. I wish you had sent
those letters when you wrote them.”

“Would they have changed anything?” he set the porch
swing in motion, not looking at her.

“Yes, I think they would have. With each word, each
line, each letter, I missed you more. Loved you more.
Every line made me want to be closer to you. I’m
ready to be your wife now, Enos, if you still want
me.”

“I’ll always want you, Daisy, you know that. But are
you sure you’re ready?”

Daisy set her cup on the porch railing and crossed the
porch to kneel in front of Enos. She put her hand
over his and looked into his face. “Enos Strate, will
you marry me?”

“Daisy…”

She leaned her forehead against his. “Say yes, Enos.”

“Yes.”

Relief flooded Daisy’s face. She melted against him
blindly, her mouth seeking his. “I love you so much,
Enos Strate.”

He moved her to sit beside him on the swing, her legs
across his lap, her head resting on his chest. “I
love you too, Daisy Duke.” he laughed, a deep rumble
that vibrated against Daisy’s cheek. “It must be love
to make me willing to go through this a third time.”

Daisy laughed too. “We would have been married years
ago if it weren’t for your case of hives.”

His arm tightened around her. “No. Neither of us was
ready for marriage then.” He rested his chin on top
of her head, inhaling the honeyed scent of her hair.
He was thoughtfully silent for several minutes then,
“I have always loved you. That’s the reason I left
Hazzard and went to L.A.. I thought I could never
have you. I even told myself I could forget you. And
I tried, I really tried. But it wasn’t long before I
found myself comparing every woman I met to you. I
knew I had to try for your love. I bought your
engagement ring five years ago and I’ve been wearing
it on a chain around my neck. Speaking of which…”
he fumbled in the dark for a moment then dangled her
engagement ring in front of her. “I believe this is
yours.”

She gasped, “You told me you put that in a safety
deposit box.”

“I did. I got it out before I came to get you, hoping
that I could put it back on your finger where it
belongs.”

He slid the ring from the chain and onto the third
finger of her left hand, turned her hand over and
kissed her palm, sending shivers through her. “This
time, Daisy,” he whispered, “I won’t let you go.”

Daisy let out a harsh breath. “I’m counting on that.”

They sat in silence for several moments, his arms
securely around her, her cheek nestled against his
chest. He looked down at her, “Daisy?” and got only
a soft snore in response. Smiling, he stood with her
in his arms and carried her upstairs to her bed.
Covering her with an afghan he kissed her forehead and
told her, “I love you, Daisy. Goodnight.”