Figured it was time for some drabble since I hadn’t had anything profound to say since July 30th. LOL

Anybody looking for information on the Dog Collar Challenge can read it under the July 30 posting.

Meantime, I’m still working on my Appomattox Challenge. At this rate I might have it doen by the next Appomattox Day. ROFL

Hey y’all. Yeah, I’ve suspended the forums for the time being because 1. They weren’t very busy and 2. It was getting inundated with spam/junk sign ups and I was getting tired of spending a half hour or more deleting the junk. In the meantime, y’all know that HNet has a great fanfic discussion section at it’s forums which are located here.

Meantime, tomorrow is the deadline for the Dog Collar Challenge. But don’t be surprised if we extend it again! =)

For those of you who haven’t been payin’ attention since, oh, about May 15th, here’s what the Dog Collar Challenge is all about..

Back on May 15th, I wrote…

Wow, has it been a month since the Appomattox Challenge? LOL. Of course, all y’all that frequent the HNet Forums already know about the Dog Collar Challenge. Yes, Mufn was serious! Here’s the specs…

1) Write a story in the perspective of Flash (or any other random Hazzard mutt).

2) Write a story in which a dog collar is prominently featured.

or for the more adventurous of you…

3) Write a story in which one of the characters ends up wearing a dog collar. (Keep the stories PG-13, please! Of course, you could always send the moderators “alternate” versions that won’t be posted. *ahem* )

Y’all have til July 31st

Stories can be sent to webmaster @ hazzardnet.com (no spaces). Please put “Dog Collar Challenge” in the subject line of your email so we can discern it from the spam messages that come in. Thanks, and happy writing!

Well folks my butt an’ badge were saved. And I thank everyone who participated in the Appomattox Challenge very much for their efforts! We had a great turn out with 9 new stories!

April 16 – Correction. Ten new stories (eleven if you count mine that’s incomplete). One submission got lost in the Hazzard Twilight Zone somewhere but has been found. LOL

Now, I wonder what one of us will come up with next….? =)

Turn about is fair play right? Well, it might be. Check out below for the Appomattox Challenge!
(This time, MY badge/posterior is on the line….)

Actually this is more from the desk of Brian than from me. LOL

Appomattox Challenge
MaryAnne’s Upcoming Demotion

Yep, you read that right. The tables are being turned.

First, though, thanks again to everyone who participated in the Bail Bond Bonus Challenge. We had great updates to Dukes of Hazzard Fanfic.com and everybody did a fine job on their stories. I, of course, appreciated the contributions on a personal level, in addition to enjoying the stories themselves. Sal-ute!

And now, it’s time for some friendly revenge. I’m officially announcing the Appomattox Challenge, which puts MaryAnne’s authority on the line.

Quite simply, if we don’t get in a few stories by April 09, then MaryAnne is to surrender all rank and title to me, unconditionally. Then, I’ll be able to do all kinds of ruthless stuff like ban her from HazzardNet for a change. And don’t think I won’t do it! Though I might send her on some tedious errands and heap all kinds of menial tasks on her beforehand. Once she’s out of the way, I can rearrange a few things, and get a bigger cut of that 50% of 50% of 50%.

There ya have it. Ya’ll have from now until April 09, to turn in a Dukes of Hazzard fanfic story. Length and topic up to you. Help ransom MaryAnne’s badge and all it stands for.

Or, do nothing and therefore assure my new elevated position within HNet’s hierarchy. Muahahaha!

For the purpose o’ this particular challenge, you can send the story to webmaster @ hazzardnet.com (without the spaces). That box is viewable by myself, MaryAnne and MeadowMufn, so we’ll all know these stories are coming in. (This way, I can’t cheat and claim that nothing came in. Not that I’d cheat. Much.)

Stories will be posted on DukesofHazzardFanfic.com .

Instead of writing a story, however, you could watch Dukes DVD’s for the next month and let chaos take it’s course!

Brian

P.S. MaryAnne, you may wanna tidy up your desk a bit. Heh heh.

Well, there you have it folks! To keep tabs on the day to day shenanigans you can visit the HNet forums on this topic here. So far a few folks have rallied to the cause and I myself intend to write a story, even tho’ I wasn’t directly challenged. So, if you’re up for another challenge and you don’t wanna see me end up sans badge and you don’t wanna see Brian’s kinda chaos rein surpreme, you better get busy! Y’all got until April 9th to complete a story!

With just over 10 days left on our bail bond challenge, I’m adding a twist to things. Not only will Brian end up in jail indefinetly if he fails to write a story (or somebody posts “bail”) but I’m now putting myself on the line. That’s right, no story (or “bail”) and I not only lock Brian up, I lock myself up too.

And no we won’t be able to talk to each other. It’ll be seperate cells, no light of day, not contact with anyone or anything. Nothing. A complete and total void….

The Bail Bond Bonus Challenge by the way, went like this..

The Bail Bond Bonus Challenge.

Okay, cousin…you’ve been waaaaaaaaaaay too quiet lately. You’ve been slackin’ off and..well, frankly, you’ve just been damn lazy. This can’t continue.

So, I’m challenging you. You’ve got 30 days to write a story. Doesn’t matter how long it is, but it must be completed in 30 days. If not….well, let’s just say I’ll put you somewhere where you’ll have plenty of time to write…or slack off.

Here’s where the Bail Bond Bonus comes in. At the same time I challenge everyone else out there to write a story (again, length doesn’t matter) and have it completed and submitted in 30 days. If Brian should fail to complete his story, one of these other stories will be considered as the “bail” that keeps Brian from going to the writer’s gal…err…jail. Muhahahahaha…

February 6th is Judgement Day….