by: kgearren
It’s Halloween time in Hazzard and their is a full moon out tonight which means all the looney’s are gonna be out tonight.”
Bo and Luke was over at Mr Pepper ‘s Pumpkin Patch getting the pumpkins for the mascara-De ball at Hazzard High “,
unfortunetely Luke was taken a little too long picking out a pumpkin and Bo was starting to get very impatient with his cousin
so Bo said ” Luke c’mon cuz we have been here since 11:30 you need to pick one out soon it’s getting late cuz so hurry up”.
So Luke replied ” Okay Bo … sorry I”m having a little trouble making up my mind “, then Luke finally found one and it was a big one so he carried it over to Bo and the boys managed to check out and then walked over tot he General Lee “,
once the boys arrived back the farm and where getting ready for bed it didn’t take Luke long to fall asleep he was beat.
So early the next morning at the breakfast table Luke thought it would be funny if he threw eggs in Bo’s face “,
then Bo got upset he said ” that wasn’t funny Luke ” Luke laughed then he said ” sorry cuz it was kinda funny “,
A couple minutes later the school bus for Hazzard High showed up and Uncle Jesse said ” boys you better hurry up or you’ll
miss the bus so they hurried up and made out on time and when Luke got on the bus his girlfriend Suellen was so happy “,
” Luke I… can’t wait till tonight i can’t believe were actually having a mascara De ball and then Luke repliled ” well… Suellen
would you like to go with me ?”, then she said ” I sure would Luke honey what costume are you wearing ?”.
And Luke said ” well … I don’t quite know yet i was thinking of either a vampire or a ghost “, Suellen said ” well…. I’m going as a pumpkin queen or witch who knows we may even win King And Queen at the Dance ?”.
Meanwhile on the other side of the bus Bo and his girlfriend megan was discussing the dance as well Bo was thinking of going as a troll or racecar driver “, and megan was thinking of being a mouse or a spooky creature then a couple minutes later the bus arrived at Hazzard High and the boys was sitting in homeroom talking about the dance and how great it will be,
then the morning annocements were made like the pumpkins for the dance , the dance will be at 8:00 pm -11:30 .
Later on that day when the boys were taking their chemistry exam Bo whispered a funny joke to Luke about how their teacher mr. Barker was starting to look like bald as a baby’s bottom which Luke laughed and unfortunetely at the same time their teacher had overheard and said ” excuse me Bo and Luke is their something you two would like to share ?”,
since Luke was too busy laughing Bo said ” um… no sir sorry for that “, then Mr. Barker walked over to Luke’s desk and he said ” Luke would you mind stop laughing ?”, Luke replied in muffled chuckles ” sorry …. mr. Barker… i’ll stop soon.
Then the boys finished their quiz and handed it in and happily they both got passing grades which is very unusal for them “.
At the end of the school day on the way home Luke told Bo that he was very happy about the dance tonight he can’t wait “,
so the bus dropped them off at the farm then the boys took the general over to the Hazzard County Costume shop to buy their costumes for the dance Luke’s first choice was a cowboy costume which he liked then Luke saw a spooky monster
costume that looked like something that crawled out of the ocean and he said ” I think I’ll stick with my first choice.
Meanwhile Bo was having a time trying to decide he couldn’t make up his mind he saw this one that was a mad sciencetist,
then he saw this one two headed monster costume but that looked too scary so he passed and until he finally decided on a
a vampire that seemed to fit him perfectly so he and Luke then checked out and were then on their way home to try them on.
Luke was the first to try his on and he said ” well I look pretty cool in this cowboy outfit hopefully i can pull it off and i have to wear my mask too considering it is a mystery dance “, meanwhile Bo was trying on his vampire costume then he was planning on scaring Luke with it and he put the fangs in and then he snuck behind Luke who was in their bedroom .
And he said ” Luke I come to suck your blood ” , then he went to bite his neck and Luke jumped and then Bo laughed ,
” Oh Luke c’mon it’s just pretend what do you think of my costume cuz ?”, then Luke said ….. um….. well Bo it’s spooky.
then Bo said ” Luke you ain’t scared are you cuz you know it ain’t real “, Luke said ” I know but ….. you remember after i saw carrie I couldn’t sleep for 6 weeks “, Then Bo said ” I know Luke but that was just a movie and this is just a party,
” C’mon Luke let’s have some fun this will be so cool and we have to still pick up the girls we don’t wanna be late .
Meanwhile Bo and Luke’s girlfriend’s Megan and Suellen were waiting for the boys in their costumes they decided to pick up
Suellen first she was wearing a nice costume of a prom queen she had her mask with her too and Luke slided over so she could get in and she gave Luke a kiss and then they were off to pick up Megan and she was wearing a costume of a witch and her mask too and she said ” well hey boys you sure look nice in your costumes then she got in and then they were off.
when they arrived at the high school the boys and girls made their way into the Gym and it looked haunted , spooky,
Luke offered to get Suellen some punch and she said ” sure Luke thanks ” so he walked over to get her some punch ,
meanwhile Daisy who was dressed as bunny was dancing away with Enos and when she saw Luke over at the table
she said ” well hey cousin you look so cute in your cowboy outfit “, Luke said thanks Daisy so do you darlin”,
then Daisy asked Luke who his date was and he said ” it’s Suellen i’m getting her some punch “,
then he made his way back over to her and he said ” here you go dear and she said ” thanks honey ” .
Later on that night Bo and Luke asked their dates to dance and they were out dancing the night away”, Luke was hoping to win Pumpkin King and Suellen was hoping to win Pumpkin Queen and Bo was hoping too but either way it didn’t matter.
A few hours later their was a bobbing for Apples contest Bo and Luke was the first to go at it Bo tried but he was having trouble but Luke wasn’t and he won he gave Suellen the apple “, then after that their was the pumpkin carving contest
Bo decided to carve his spooky , Luke made a funny looking one , and someone even carved a fish face on one “,
then the annocement was made as to who won and Bo was declared the winner “, and last but not least the one everyone has
been wating for the King and Queen contest : the winners for the Pumpkin king and Queen are : Luke Duke and Suellen Mcgraw and they were so happy Luke almost fainted and Suellen cried and they quick hurried onto the stage Luke was crowned king , Suellen Queen then their princepal said ” now a special dance for our King and Queen then they went onto
the dance floor and the song was so romantic and they were so in love with one another it was almost like they were alone.
The dance lasted up until 12:00 am and when they arrived to Suellen’s house Luke walked her up and then he gave her a kiss
that she’ll never forgot and she also gave him one too that he’ll always remember and then the boys made their way over to Megan’s house and dropped her off and Bo walked her up and he said ‘ well um.. sorry that we didn’t win King and Queen “,
Then she said ” oh ..that’s okay Bo I’m not dissapointed I was just so happy being their with you and I love you they shared a kiss too and then Bo walked back over to Luke who had stars in his eyes and he was so lost in thought that he didnt’ even
see Bo come in and Luke jumped when he heard the engine roar to life and Bo said ” Luke , Luke , earth to Luke !! “.
Then Luke replied ” sorry Bo I was just thinking about tonight and how much fun I had with Suellen I just love her so much,
then Bo said ” yeah I know what you mean i feel the same way about my girl “, anyway a couple minutes later the boys arrived back at the farm Daisy had gotton home earlier then they did they couldn’t wait to crawl into their beds have dreams about their soulmates Luke was fast off to sleep before Bo even got into his bed then they were off to dreamland .
The End