The Mom Thing

by: KitsJ

“Bo, c’mon, let’s go,” I shouted from the front yard. Uncle Jesse had said my cousin was out here doing chores a second ago, but glancing around, I didn’t see a sign of him. The barn door was open, so I walked on over there and poked my head in. “Bo?”

Suddenly a curly blonde head popped up from behind a stack of hay. “Hey, Luke!”

I jumped, and Bo flashed me a grin in response. The expression on his face seemed so innocent that I couldn’t resist reaching forward and ruffling his hair, which he put up with typical stoic grace.

“C’mon, let’s go,” I said, turning to leave. Long legs loped to catch up with me, and we both walked to the car.

“Where we goin’?” he asked curiously, sliding in on the passenger’s side. I jumped over the hood and got in behind the wheel.

“To town. Jesse needs some boards for the fence around the goat pen.”

“Ah.”

Normally, I let Bo drive, but the day was so pretty and I was so full of energy that I grabbed the driver’s side without even thinking about it. It was mid-spring, and everywhere the greenery was blooming and the sky was clear as you could ask for—there wasn’t a cloud in the sky far as you could see.

“Uh, Luke?”

“What?” The sound of sirens hit me then, and I suppressed a groan when the flashing red lights showed up in the mirror. “What’s he want?”

Bo smiled. “You actually wanna find out?”

“Not really.” And this is why I love the General. One light stomp and bang! We were off, flying down those roads like they were water or something. The dust flew up behind us and obscured the cop car followin’ us, but man, the wind blowin’ against your face like that… ain’t nothin’ like it in the world.

I turned the corner sharply, barely seeing the car in time to stop. Poor Enos cowered against the thing like I was gonna hit him and for a second there, I thought that I might. Instinctively, I tossed out my arm across Bo’s chest, slamming down on the brakes and saying a quick prayer. The General stopped just a hair from the other car. I was out of the door before anyone could say anything.

“What the hell were you thinkin’, Enos?” I said, angrily gesturing to the near miss. “You wanna get killed or somethin’?”
“Gosh, Luke, I’m sorry, I just—”

“Don’t you ever do that again, you hear me?” And maybe I was a bit hard on him. He was just doing his job, after all, but a little closer and the only job he’d have to worry about was his eternal one in Heaven. Liked to scare me to death, anyhow, and my heart was still pounding.

“Sheriff says—” Enos began, but I cut him off with a wave of my hand.

“Nope. I don’t want to have to deal with this today. You tell Rosco if he wants us he can come get us at the Boar’s Nest, ’cause I’m going to get a beer and sit down and enjoy this day. Then I’m going to get the boards for Uncle Jesse, and then if Rosco wants to arrest me, he sure can try. Until then, bye.”

“Bye, Enos!” Bo waved from his perch on the side of the car door. He slid himself back in side, dodging the roof as he slipped in. I did likewise.

We were only a few minutes along when Bo chuckled. Well, truth be told, he giggles, but the last time I said that, he wouldn’t talk to me for a couple of days, so he may laugh, chuckle, or occasionally snicker, but never does he giggle. Even though he does.

“What?” I said, glancing over at him before looking back at the road. The General was going a mite slower than I had him at before, more out of care for my nerves than anything else.

“Oh, nothin’,” he answered, staring out the open window with a broad smile on his face.

Now I was a bit curious. “Tell me,” I said.

“Just… when you put on the brakes.”

“Yeah?” I shot him a puzzled frown. So? “What of it?”

“Did you even notice what you did?”

“What did I do?”

Bo’s grin nearly split his face in two. “You did the mom thing.”

Sometimes, I swear, he don’t make any sense. “What are you talking about?”

“The mom thing.” He gestured with his arm, mimicking the move, then shrugged. “Just thought it was pretty funny, s’all.”

“The mom thing.”

He nodded. “Yeah.”

Shaking my head, I picked up the pace a bit. Then slowed down, because I was thinking. It was just pretty much habit to do that, especially to Bo. I think I’ve done it with Daisy once or twice, especially back when she was little and would sit on her knees on the front seat to see over the dashboard or poked her head out the open window. I spent more time watching her then the road.

Been a long time since I did it to Bo, though. Back when he was a kid, he was probably worse than Daisy, constantly trying to be everywhere at once. Once he turned fifteen, I started letting him drive, and by the time he was eighteen, he was driving most of the time anyway. I laughed at the thought. Been a really long time since I did that to Bo.

“What?” He gave me a suspicious look, as if I were keeping something from him.

“Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.”

We pulled into the Boar’s Nest before he could press me for more answers, and we walked in and found Cooter sitting at a table. The place was nearly full—normally it was—and we spotted Daisy running back and forth between customers. Me and Bo waved, and she smiled at us before going back to work.

“Hey, Bo, go get the beers from Jerry.”

Bo glanced at me. “Why?”

“Because Daisy’s already working hard, she don’t need her two cousins giving her orders, too.”

“All right.”

Bo returned with three glasses of watered-down beer, trying to hold them all without spilling it. I jumped up to help, grabbing two of them and giving one to Cooter and one by my seat.

“Thanks, Mom,” Bo said, laughing when I just glared at him. Cooter shot glances between the two of us, arching an eyebrow.

“Care to explain?”

“He does the mom thing.”

“The mom thing,” Cooter repeated. Bo nodded.

“Yeah, you know, when you have to slam on the brakes real fast, and you throw your arm out?”

“Oh!” Cooter said. “That mom thing!” He gave me a smile, and I braced myself for it, sipping my beer and shooting him a warning look over the top of the glass that he cheerfully ignored. “Aww, Luke, you did that to Bo? That’s so sweet!”

“So does that make Bo my kid?” I remarked casually, hiding my amusement behind the glass when my cousin shot me a look. “‘Cause I sure don’t want him.”

“Cute.”

Cooter snickered, draining the rest of his beer and standing up.

“Well, y’all, some of us gotta work. See y’all later,” he said, slapping his cap on his head and heading for the door.

“Bye, Cooter,” I said, Bo echoing me. We sat there in silence for a moment, then Bo spoke up, looking at me with his blue eyes sparkling.

“Say, Luke, why do you do that?” he asked. I shrugged in response, putting the glass down.

“Uncle Jesse used to do it to me when I was a kid, and I took y’all out driving so much that it was just instinctive.” I smiled. “I swear, you and Daisy were little hellions.”

“Aww, you ain’t that much older,” Bo protested.

“Eight years between you and me.”

“Only for two months. Then it’s only seven months the rest of the time,” Bo shot back.

“Doesn’t matter.” I stood, depositing a few dollars on the table in payment. “Still enough to know you were little hellions.” I waited for him by the door, and as he walked past, I heard him mutter,

“I bet Uncle Jesse said the same thing about you.”

Shaking my head, I followed him out, clapping him on the shoulder.

“C’mon, kiddo, let’s go get the wood for that fence.”

“Sure… Mom.”

The Lucky Star (1864)

by: Delilah Kelly

New Year 1864

Rosco’s leave was over. He had to go back to his regiment, to war, to death. Katrina was desperate to see him go away – maybe forever. They had spent their last night together like two lovers, making love, giggling, talking, making love again… The whole week had been like a dream for the Coltranes. Rosco had deepened his relationship with his son and the little boy was very proud to have a father both a Sheriff and a Confederate officer. When Katrina was not hanging at her husband, MaryAnne would hang at her elder cousin and Rosco did not spend a single minute alone, so much his relatives and his friends were around him.

But he had to leave on this forlorn morning of January. He had bid goodbye to his sister, his mother, to MaryAnne and to Katrina. Once more, Katrina had sewn him a brand new uniform with grey fabric Boss Hogg had managed to find only God knows where. The Coltranes did not bother how he had found the fabric – though the ladies suspected it was through some more or less illegal business of his. The only concern was that Rosco would not be cold wherever he could be during war. Mrs. Coltrane sewn the patch of the Hazzard Regiment she had taken on the old ragged uniform Rosco was wearing when he had come back. Katrina added few more stitches for the captain rank he had reached. Rosco did look much more like a Confederate officer when he left rather than when he had arrived.

MaryAnne had checked his equipment. Her heart was heavy and she still had a very bad feeling about that war. This time, Rosco had been lucky, he had come back for one week’s permission alive and relatively unscathed. But how long will it last ? She crushed her anxiety inside herself mercilessly and compelled herself to have positive thoughts. She wanted to give her cousin the image of a courageous woman – while she felt she had nothing left thereof.

Katrina was no better than her cousin-in-law. She had cried silently but very much like MaryAnne, she had tried to keep her smiling poker face on. She had had the same reasoning as MaryAnne : she wanted to give Rosco the image of a brave girl. She did not want to distress her little boy either. She knew she would have to explain Rosco Lee about his father’s departure. Father and son had gotten along very well and the kid inside Rosco had resurfaced all the most easily with his little boy, when they had been playing on the living-room carpet at night, interrupting the sweet atmosphere distilled by the ladies sewing or reading, with their giggling together.

But these times of happiness were already gone – too fast. Katrina and Rosco went out of the house to bid goodbye once more. MaryAnne was ready with the family buggy to drop her cousin at the Hazzard railway station where he would take the train for Atlanta where his regiment was. She was waiting in the driving seat, in her Deputy Sheriff attire. Rosco had a proud look for her. He knew all too well that his cousin would try to drown her sorrow in work.

But for the time being, Rosco was still in the house. Katrina was checking his uniform a last time, an opportunity for her to touch her husband once more. Rosco took his son in his arms and caressed his cheek. “Rosco Lee, yer the man of the house now. Promise me you’ll take care of all these women, yer grandma, Auntie MaryAnne and yer mama, of course.”

The little boy only buried his head on his father’s shoulder. Rosco realized that the little Coltrane was not fit for the job yet and he had soothing words for him. He ruffled the boy’s dark hair. But when he wanted to put the child down to the ground, Rosco Lee resisted and remained hooked to his father’s neck. He did not want to leave the man that had become his best friend lately. He was even pleading his daddy to take him with him to war.

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In God’s Hands, ch. 25

by: Marty Chrisman

Bo was back at the hospital early the next day. Daisy had to work and Jesse had to take care of the work that had been sadly neglected on the farm since the accident. So Bo had borrowed Jesse’s truck and come to Atlanta alone. It was the first time he’d actually driven since the accident. He was a little apprehensive at first but that feeling quickly disappeared once he hit the road.

At the hospital he sought out Doctor Malone to get some answers of his own about Luke’s condition. Somewhat cautiously, Doctor Malone ushered the youngest Duke cousin into his office.

“I wanna know exactly what you know so far about Luke’s condition.” Bo said, refusing the doctor’s offer of having a seat. He preferred to stay standing.

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Evicted: Chapter 3

by: Kristy Duke

As the icy cold rain picks up to continually beat upon Bo and run down his neck, Bo comes to a halt to slowly glance around the dark woods before looking up at the sky to find it slowly lighting up. Lighting up enough for Bo to see the true reason why it is still so dark out, dark gray storm clouds cover most of the sky to threaten the storm that the weathermen have been predicting. “Great,” Bo states sarcastically before beginning to walk in the direction he had been going earlier only to reinforce the question to ring loudly within him. Where was he going? To the old farm, for sure, but how was he sure he was going the right direction in the woods he was only familiar with in the day light? Only to remind him of that steep drop off hill that these woods lead to in one direction or another, but which way?

“Bo!” Luke’s voice echoes off of the bare trees to make Bo halt suddenly in surprise. He knew sooner or later they’d realize he was gone and perhaps try to go after him, but didn’t expect it to be this soon. If he had known Luke would realize he was gone this soon, he’d have taken The General and not have worried over the engine alerting everyone of his departure. “If you hear me Bo, turn back and come home! Bo!”

Bo sighs heavily as he glances back before he slowly continues to walk forward. All they would do is attempt to persuade him not to go out on his own and maybe even claim it wasn’t all of his fault. But he couldn’t fight or ignore his guilt that yells differently within him, yelling that it was his own stupid fault that lost the farm. Only to assure him, that he has to do something to help get their family farm back. Even if he didn’t know what as of yet.

“Bo Duke.” Jesse’s voice slowly follows Luke’s and for a moment Bo looks back, knowing better than to disobey his uncle. “You better get your rear in gear and get it home! Bo!”

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In God’s Hands, ch. 24

by: Marty Chrisman

Luke opened his eyes and looked around the room He knew that he was in a hospital and that he’d been hurt and hurt badly. But he couldn’t remember how he’d ended up here. He couldn’t seem to think straight, memories lurked at the edge of his consciousness but he couldn’t seem to grab hold of them. He knew Bo, Jesse and Daisy and he knew they were his family but he felt strangely detached from them for some reason. He didn’t mind Bo holding his hand but he remembered involuntarily flinching when Daisy touched his face and he didn’t even know why he did it. Everything was so confusing. He closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep. He’d figure it all out some other time.

The sound of someone saying his name made him open his eyes somewhat reluctantly. Bo was sitting by his side, smiling at him. Bo, help me figure all this out, will ya? Nothing makes any sense right now. I can’t remember how I got here or how I got hurt….I can’t remember much of anything except you. Luke couldn’t say the things he wanted to say out loud because for some reason, he couldn’t speak. He closed his eyes and then opened them again to acknowledge Bo’s presence. Once for yes.

“Uncle Jesse and Daisy are talking to the doctor about them tests they ran on ya.” Bo told him “You still having any pain?”

Once for yes.

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