by: Keith
UNCLE JESSE: Well, boys, as foolish as I feel askin’ this….you two alright?
LUKE: (shrugs) Believe it or not, Uncle Jesse, I ain’t in all that much pain, considerin’.
UNCLE JESSE: How bout you, Bo?
BO: ‘Cept for a couple of cracked ribs, I reckon I’m about the same as Luke.
DOC APPLEBEE: Which, I want you to know, is a miricle in itself. (to Uncle Jesse) Jesse, I’m gonna be blunt. After seeing the General Lee hooked onto Cooter’s tow truck, and seein’ what these boys looked like when they came in here……well, frankly, I should be wheelin’ Bo and Luke down to the morge right now rather than just settin’ a couple of casts on their legs.
LUKE: Aw, come on, Doc…it couldnt’ve been as bad as all that.
DOC APPLEBEE: Oh, it was. It was. Boys, I’ve seen auto accident victims come through here that didn’t look half as bad as you two did. They ended up leavin’ here paralyzed for life. You boys aughtta thank the good lord in your prayers tonight.